Penis custard

Cum.

Ohh man I can't believe he got his penis custard on the walls

by Sawyerrrrr September 13, 2023

Custard Hole

When ones butthole is the consistency of custard from being ULTRA Punished

"I fucked this ho last night but dam she had a custard hole"

by Ultra Ninja January 23, 2018

Custard Bao

When you cum in an Gaysian’s hole, and then rim him and suck it out.

Noah gave Andy a custard bao last night.

by Halfuejnd November 4, 2022

Spit the custard

"Spitting the custard" is the act of ejaculation.

Similar in usage to "jizzing" and "jizzed".

1: "She was totally asking for it, so I spat the custard on her back"

2: "Leigh loves it when you spit the custard all over her face"

by Invorta November 30, 2010

Custard Cranny

A glory hole located in the bathroom of popular fast food chain Culver’s

Howdy there Garrett, want to meet me at the custard cranny so I can give you my flavor of the day?

by CameronMitchell612 March 15, 2021

Custard soup

The mixture of semen and piss in a bowl that is then slurpped up by a dirty whore.

Damn that bitch slurpped all that custard soup and even asked for seconds

by ericbumfluff September 9, 2010

crusty custard

The act of letting ones semen dry inside of the vagina and then eating her out

Girl im gunna eat yo crusty custard

by Megazoidberg September 20, 2016