custard pillow

A baked culinary delight.

Matt makes the most delightful custard pillows.

by megnao flimpis July 4, 2003

Rhubarb and custard

The act of sticking a piece of rhubarb into your vagina whilst someone nuts onto it

Me and Jeremy did the rhubarb and custard last night

by Boobmaster January 16, 2022

Custard Hole

When ones butthole is the consistency of custard from being ULTRA Punished

"I fucked this ho last night but dam she had a custard hole"

by Ultra Ninja January 23, 2018

Custard Donut

Slang for anally cumming in somebody so it looks like custard oozing out of a donut.

“Oh man Aedan, I gave Natasha a custard donut last night it was fantastic!”

by DrPewnLuver October 1, 2018

Custard Bao

When you cum in an Gaysian’s hole, and then rim him and suck it out.

Noah gave Andy a custard bao last night.

by Halfuejnd November 4, 2022

clam custard

female cum or discharge

It was like a clam custard explosion.

by Queen of Fucking Everything February 5, 2010

Custard Roulette

A game consisting of 5 people and a car in which 4 are blindfolded and each are standing by a door handle. The 5th person randomly chooses a door handle and nuts on it once completed the 4 blindfolded people grab their door handle at the same time leaving one with man custard on their hand

Hey guys wanna play Custard Roulette with my moms car?

by TheeCustardSlinger June 24, 2020