Custard Bao

When you cum in an Gaysian’s hole, and then rim him and suck it out.

Noah gave Andy a custard bao last night.

by Halfuejnd November 05, 2022

Penis custard

Cum.

Ohh man I can't believe he got his penis custard on the walls

by Sawyerrrrr September 13, 2023

crusty custard

The act of letting ones semen dry inside of the vagina and then eating her out

Girl im gunna eat yo crusty custard

by Megazoidberg February 11, 2016

Rhubarb and custard

The act of sticking a piece of rhubarb into your vagina whilst someone nuts onto it

Me and Jeremy did the rhubarb and custard last night

by Boobmaster January 16, 2022

custard pillow

A baked culinary delight.

Matt makes the most delightful custard pillows.

by megnao flimpis July 05, 2003

Spit the custard

"Spitting the custard" is the act of ejaculation.

Similar in usage to "jizzing" and "jizzed".

1: "She was totally asking for it, so I spat the custard on her back"

2: "Leigh loves it when you spit the custard all over her face"

by Invorta November 28, 2010

Custard Hole

When ones butthole is the consistency of custard from being ULTRA Punished

"I fucked this ho last night but dam she had a custard hole"

by Ultra Ninja January 24, 2018