Suzy Orman's Disease

The obsession with buying jackets. It's pretty serious and un-turnt.

-Dude, I just bought this jacket! It was on sale!
-Did you "need" a jacket?
-No, but it was on sale. I saved like $30!
-But you didn't really need the jacket?
-No, what's your point?
-If you didn't really need the jacket, then you didn't really save $30.
-What are you saying? I must have like Suzy Orman's Disease or something?
-Yes, I don't have it, you do. Be jelly.

by IFillAVoid December 31, 2011

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Suzy

My friend Elijah’s “girlfriend” according to him she is a Korean chick and they met during Squid Games but died during Red light Green light but magically got reincarnated.

Suzy is imaginary Elijah get over her!

by #Suzie(not really) December 6, 2021

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Suzi

Street slang for adderall. 30mg and higher are often referred to as “Big Suzi’s”

Suzi is derived from a woman named suzi who worked in an office and gave everyone adderall. Some say this is just a myth but others swear she was/is a real person.

I can’t get motivated until I take my suzi.

Who goes to Vegas without bringing suzi along?!

by Big Suzi September 13, 2021

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lovely girl

oh look! is that suzie blank smuggling cats over the Tunisian border! oh yes of course!

by slayer467788843 October 16, 2019

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Suzie will be the light of your life the moment you meet her. She’ll be your best friend from day one. Suzie is the type of person you could say nothing to but both end up in stitches because she’s so easy to be around. You can everything and nothing in common with her all the same time, she’s a beautiful soul with an even prettier face, wish she knew it though, Suzie is definitely a friend worth keeping!

“Suzie really is a great friend to have”

by Greasycat69 December 9, 2023

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