Cockney slang. Two bob as in two bob bit (tit). this rpoughly means dont treat me like a tit!
Cumon Ray! Dont mac me off like a two bob! (love honour and obey)
by Seany C August 06, 2006
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what is yelled after seeing an attractive african american and feel the need to comment.
by PicTaker15 September 16, 2009
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"Jack me off like you beat your own meat!}" is what I tell my {roomie to do to me sometimes.
Hey Matt, Jack me off like you beat your own meat!
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peeing me off

when someone is pissing your whistle you off but you dont wanna use foul language.
“you n words really peeing me off” - nicole
“right ya pissin ma whistle!” - pri
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When you dunk your balls into a toilet filled with shit and puke that has sat there for hours and then let a girl lick it off your balls. PSLMO for short. It can be performed where any toilet is convenient, yes even at a bar toilet or even a minimart toilet
Jimmy performed The Pooper Scooper Lick Me Off on a girl named Grace. Sean did the PSLMO on Jimmy so naughtily that the world couldn't understand anything
by Faid March 05, 2014
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snottin me off

she was snottin me off when I was trying to talk to her.
by leelu January 07, 2013
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Your Pissing Me Off

Your Fuxing mad at someone like
Person 1 (bully): Hey hey hey, its him agai-
Person 2 (Bullied): geez stop Your Pissing me Off

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