shit my face

When one regrets opening their mouth about something.

Then I shall shit my face.

by D_reck31 September 23, 2017

Get out my hoaching face

When someone is in your (hoaching) face and they say something silly

when on playstation and you talk about a meme a friend may say "Get out my hoaching face"

by Riverkun December 5, 2017

get my face wet

A delicate, linguistic artform of such cunning gourmet that will ultimately subjugate any female, during proper application, and momentarily rendering her to a state of cathartic paroxysm. Or, ecstasy.

"I promise you if she shows up to the party, I'll get my face wet."

(masculine)

" No, I'm not into that. It doesn't turn me on, I ain't tryna get my face wet."

by ProbablyJynxy October 24, 2020

tits were almost in my face

If you know you know it’s the classic saying

Dude her tits were almost in my face

by RonJon69420 April 7, 2021

massage my face

the act where you are "massaging someone's face" but it actually means you're are kissing them.

"Hey baby come over here and massage my face ;)"

by massage therapist December 31, 2011

literally nut on my face

when someone is so fine u want them to just nut on ur face 😍😀

dreadheads are so fine i want them to literally nut on my face

by user826492017464783829274 November 5, 2023

not my face

what you say when you don't want the cum to get all over your face

"please not my face king"

by nigg3rtron January 19, 2024