A nonce is commonly someone who looks at 10 year-old children. They will often fake their age and identity to get into places like schools just to wank off to children while in lessons.
They often are very fat with heavy kankle that they blame on their acid reflux. They will hide in bushes especially when it is foggy and watch children play.
When the time comes to strike they will take the small children and kiss them claiming that they love them and would like them to be their girlfriend.
They commonly communicate on apps like facebook but will sometimes write letters to each other just so that nobody can track them.
They often are very fat with heavy kankle that they blame on their acid reflux. They will hide in bushes especially when it is foggy and watch children play.
When the time comes to strike they will take the small children and kiss them claiming that they love them and would like them to be their girlfriend.
They commonly communicate on apps like facebook but will sometimes write letters to each other just so that nobody can track them.
Kenzie: "Do you see that dude hiding in that bush?"
Charlie: "Yeah, it's got that kind of fog lingering around it when a nonce is spying on children"
Harvey: "Oh yes, I used to know a nonce personally. Poor Declan is in prison now as far as I am aware. Sad times"
Charlie: "Yeah, it's got that kind of fog lingering around it when a nonce is spying on children"
Harvey: "Oh yes, I used to know a nonce personally. Poor Declan is in prison now as far as I am aware. Sad times"
by bigshamima March 6, 2019
Get the Noncemug. A common term used to describe the Welsh radio and television presenter Jason Mohammad. Often used in and around the Swansea area.
by #Swans June 19, 2018
Get the Noncemug. A Nonce is a peadophile
by Wagwan 0161 manny on the map August 26, 2017
Get the Noncemug. by James arther October 24, 2020
Get the Noncemug. A nonce is typically an old man that enjoys spending too much time with their grandchildren. They tend to drink tea and eat 6 biscuits at a time, only giving the grandchildren half of one. Some popular nonce names may include; “Stephen, Keith, John, Huitson, Huey45, Wild Bill Hickock and last but not least Stoneycroft.”
Grandad texting Grandson 1: “in the bath, not sending pics to prove, almost sick in shorts.”
Grandson 1 to Grandson 2: “hew grandad’s a bare Nonce hew.”
Grandson 1 to Grandson 2: “hew grandad’s a bare Nonce hew.”
by MyGrandadTouchedMe April 15, 2020
Get the Noncemug. by Yolomanwhipscar June 12, 2018
Get the Noncemug.