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Potato

A way to describe a beautiful, loving, caring creature that can satisfy any of you're needs. As it can be fried, baked, diced, sautéed and who knows what else! If someone calls you a potato that is a compliment.
Also can be used for different sex positions...
Boy 1: god that potato is finnnneee
Boy 2: I'd hit that potato in all the different ways
by Potato:))))) April 10, 2017
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The sensational food with flavorful flavor. People often refer to potato’s as supercalifragalisticexpealidocious or yummy when they eat them. An alternate word for potato is scrub. I disagree with this as scrub does not fit with the extraordinary taste of potato’s. I would recommend carrying a potato around with you at all times just I case you are in urgent need of a snack. Or if a friend asks you for a snack on the go you will pull out a irresistible potato and your friend will not be able to believe their eyes.”A potato!!!”, They would cry with tears of joy,”Thank you for quenching my hunger! It tastes very, veeeeeery good.” Potato’s produce potato chips, mashed potato a place in your heart, and french fries.
Vikki:what is that you are holding,Katharine.
Katharine:oh, why this, Vikki, is my to-go potato.
by Tragicc February 16, 2019
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An unremarkable, dumpy looking girl or guy. Usually short and round. Typically you will have a friend who is inexplicably attracted to a potato and spend an inordinate amount of time chasing the potato.Usually giving the excuse that she/ he has a great personality or attributes no one else can see
Dude why are you obsessing over this girl, she’s just a potato. No she has an incredible personality.
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what's a potato ? "me"
by remmus23 March 23, 2017
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"Integrated GPU? What a potato!"
by SnarkyGarthok December 3, 2018
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A potato is a thick ass starch that loves to be sucked on and has eyes all over it
Damn I lite that potato
by Killerwhale$34 November 8, 2019
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Silly colored edible thing, prolly a fruit or a vegetable. No one will ever know

Might even be a silly little robot
Again, just a potato

Generally potatos are for satisfying hunger and not for silly things like decoration, car keys (why would you?) used as a placeholder for calling a person cute

Usually a terrible quality objects
My computer is so bad… it runs like a “Potato”

Hey bro wanna eat a “Potato”

Why is that robot looking at me funny? It must be a “Potato”
by PotatoTheProot May 11, 2022
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