Douche Canoe

A vagina. Literally. Vaginas look like little canoes that fit douches in them, which coincidently is the correct body cavity to use a douche.

All these other idiots don't know that a douche canoe is a vagina. Especially the guy who thought it was a bigger version of a douche bag, which is just a receptacle for the effluent produced by douching. That guy is a real douche canoe.

by Michael Hancho May 14, 2020

Jew Canoe

Israel Aircraft Industries Westwind Business Jet.

Hey, look what's on the runway again, the Jew Canoe

by Lear45 September 4, 2010

Douche Canoe

The Word Explaining Just HOW Big Of A Douche You Are.
Basically, Your Douche-ness Could Fill A Canoe.

Dude, You A Total Douche Canoe.

by vivalavengeance November 23, 2010

Jew canoe

A block-long Cadillac or other ostentatious road locomotive.

Cleon drove his Jew canoe up Rodeo Drive.

by Bumkicker Slade April 30, 2005

flesh canoe

an easily decipherable euphemism for female genitalia; may be compared to a flesh kayak, if one wishes to compare the relative size of two or more females' genitalia. compare also with: hatchet wound, axe wound, bush, mound, pussy, vag, she junk, cunt, twot, etc.

I went for a ride in the ol' flesh canoe.

by Johnny Doe IV May 28, 2006

mohogany canoe

when one partner proceeds to freeze fecal mater, then thrusting it inside of the other partner violently, until a melting fixation.

mabel rode the mohogany canoe until she was up shit creek.

by zach cristler August 23, 2007

canoe print

when a girl has gone for a long bike ride on a lovely hot summers day and left a little sweat mark on the saddle to show just how hard she has worked.

damn, look at that canoe print, i bet you could fit two in her canoe.

by darryl e January 28, 2004