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The one time of year everyone gets the chance to stay up late, get drunk and make dad jokes with an excuse. The next day everyone will be making bad pins and waking up at 11 am and wondering what the hell happened that night and why they woke up in bed with their ex.
"Hey what happened last night?"
"Last night? Don't you mean last year? It was also New Years Eve so what do you expect?"
"Last night? Don't you mean last year? It was also New Years Eve so what do you expect?"
by Unicornpie6666 October 22, 2019
A night created for people to go out and get plastered. By celebrating the year change on December 31st to Januarary 1st
by CountryGirl14 January 02, 2015
An ailment which causes people to accidentally write the wrong year on papers, applications, forms, etc. It is a very common disease that occurs directly after the new year, and can last for several months.
This disease is rarely a problem, since writing the year on most things is pointless anyways. However, serious side effects can occur when tax returns, college applications, etc. are affected.
This disease is rarely a problem, since writing the year on most things is pointless anyways. However, serious side effects can occur when tax returns, college applications, etc. are affected.
Teacher: "You've written 2011 on every assignment you've handed in this month. You do know it's 2012, right?"
Student: "Yeah, I just have New Year Alzheimer's."
Student: "Yeah, I just have New Year Alzheimer's."
by uuyb438iubf January 23, 2012
Is the commitment to do what you always wanted to do in life and take it to the XTREME.
the crasiest and wild things you could ever imagine right before the new year starts.
the crasiest and wild things you could ever imagine right before the new year starts.
ted: dude whats your new years megalution?
frank: jumping off a plane with a parachute and landing on wild hog territory.
ted: :( time to change mine...
frank: jumping off a plane with a parachute and landing on wild hog territory.
ted: :( time to change mine...
by omg a chicken! December 31, 2010
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by Longjohns January 01, 2006