Nechrowank

When a nechrophiliac becomes aroused but has no dead bodies to make love with then they may go through the process of decreasing the temperature of their hand by sticking it in the freezer/ holding it in ice or frozen peas/ standing outside in Wick in January and having a snowball fight without gloves. Following this they have a thorough masturbation session with the freezing cold hand(s) to give them the sensation of a dead hand pleasuring them in their favourite sick, twisted perversion.

"Aw man! After watching back to back horror movies on my week off from working at the morgue I'm pure ganting on a nechrowank! Just as well I spent £15 on icepoles at asda last night. Back of the net."

by Jeepsaw December 23, 2008

Nelching

The act of guilt-tripping a friend; making sure that everyone in the room knows that you were left out; hosting a pity-party on yourself.

Friend 1: (To Everyone) Well thanks for the invite. It's not like I wanted to hang out with everyone. I just stayed home alone with no one to talk to.
Friend 2: Quit nelching dude, no one cares.

by PhiTauPrezzzz March 26, 2012

Neche

NAY/CH/AY
a female name for a bright girl with an active future and who is very silly.

Hey Neche I like your outfit.

by annoyinmous May 31, 2021

Neecee

Neecee's are generally from the proverbial "wrong side of the tracks." They are usually loud, love god and are coupon enthusiasts. The name generally evokes a sense of annoyance and anxiety.

God, you are acting like such a Neecee!

by disco spider July 7, 2011

nelchans

Nelchans is a group of people, who focused around the channel / b / on 4chan. Characterized by a unique stupidity and thoughtlessness. Part Nelchans often tries to terrorize some regions of the Internet, by Hacking attacks, or making attempt to do jokes, which are incomprehensible to others.

Nelchans means New Losers from 4chan.

Phrase is use at facebook, twitter and myspace.

When somebody tries to destroy work of other person by attack or vulgar words, we say "easy! it is only a nelchans".

by seyko August 16, 2009

neehar

used when someone finds something entertaining or worth a laugh

- i just farted.
- neehar!

by rae July 21, 2004

neecie

Name given to a very tall woman type that has mad, sick skills for memorizing the dope rhymes of the hip-hop world in record timing. Black woman trapped in a white girls body.

Dude: That chick is singin along to the new Yung Joc/ Shaggy colaboration.

Other Dude: That's cause she's Neecie. Yo.

by CoHo23 September 23, 2006