Montana mooch muffer

Another term for mustaches. It also implies the person with the stache uses it to tickle mens buttholes.

I was hanging out with my old boss the other day and used my Montana mooch muffer to tickle his butthole.

by Slimpickins5431 January 6, 2021

Win Mooch

Someone of lesser talent that joins teams to increase the likelihood of winning.

Nah don't invite that Graham guy, he's just trying to get free wins, he's such a Win Mooch

by Ponygay January 2, 2021

Mooching

When your kitten interferes with random things in your house

Kitty Kitty won’t stop mooching around here!

by Pinkyhoolahoop December 11, 2022

mooch

A person that makes us better people and has no house lives in a truck am I still making fun of people that are naturally born with a disorder

Why are you living in my grandma's house get the f*** out don't mooch help a pay

by Blow me jjvgmkgg August 6, 2018

Mooch

Someone expecting or wanting something for free and never having to work for it.

Nuçi is a mooch, he just kept asking for free money from his mami and cousins without the intention of paying it back

by Nuçis bully November 6, 2025

mooch

When you want you take a walk around a function (party, bar, or club etc.) to find mutuals or friends

person 1: hey you wanna go for a mooch?
person2: yeah, let’s go

by hellooothereee May 18, 2024

Pocket Mooch

When someone lacking pockets puts their personal items (Cellphone, Change, etc.) into the pocket of another individual. Could also be called a bag mooch if a purse or other bag-like carrying device is used in place of a pocket.

1. Dude, I have to break-up with my girlfriend. She is such a pocket mooch. My pockets are always weighed down with her stuff.
2. Hey. I forgot my purse at home. Mind if I bag mooch?

by ManaTs4ever September 13, 2009