Monte

usually has nappy hair and overly oily skin

Dat nigga monte

by WEEDISLIKEPUSSY June 3, 2018

monte vista middle school

middle school that mostly sucks. i dunno im in it casue im dumb.

"what school do you go to?" " I go to monte vista middle school"

by the studen that sucks May 9, 2022

monte

monte is a school in north sydney which focuses on girls age 12-18 appearance. see if i’m being honest with you they should be focusing on the education (especially for that $20,000 per year), but nah they’d rather publically humiliate girls in front of their peers for wearing makeup or having jewellery on or dare i say it, having their skirt above their knee!!

*student walks in to school minding their own business happy as can be*

old hag of a teacher: Oh. My. God. i can see your knee ! *students look around*
and oh my gosh, what is that? is that a diamonte earring? no no! take it out of this will be 3 afternoon detentions!

*student sheds a tear and books counselling sessions every tuesday for the rest of her life*

by eshayadlayeeeetsssssaye September 26, 2018

Mont

A Goofy Person ; silly rabbit tricks are for kids

you really think I’ll give u my last 20 dollars, you mont .

by ze2raw February 11, 2020

Monte

the Lüh Twizzy headquarters.
LITERALLY EVERY SATURDay THEY THERE!!!
Amo:Let's go to Monte dawg

Kea:YESSS! I need a lÜh twizzy bf rn!

Amo:Let's go to Monte dawg

Kea:yesss! I need a LÜh twizzy bf rn!

by that girlie b June 29, 2022

the 'Mont

The 'Mont is a great place to vibe, enjoy the warm embrace of a lack of AC, or throw darts at a magnetic dart board. It is also an undergrad dorm building at CU.

Hey guys, wanna jet and hit the 'Mont? Its pretty hot because there's no AC, but as an art history major, my expected earnings are too low to afford AC anyway!

by danstanton September 10, 2022

Montes

A girl with the last name Montes is the most intelligent, kindest, sweetest, most amazing girl you will ever meet. BUT GOD DAMN DOES SHE HAVE THE NICEST BODY. Perfect sizes for everything... She is the most amazing person you will ever meet... She will never let you forget about her... She is so cool and easy to relate to, If you ever have the pleasure of meeting this girl. You are blessed. And if your dating this girl, buddy this girl is your miracle because you are probably the most luckiest guy on the earth to get to see her face up close. As long as your with her it will be heaven.

jeff: Hey did you see the new girl?
Joe: Yeah the Montes girl?
Jeff: Dude shes so pretty.

by Iamreallyboredrightnow March 1, 2023