whacking the mole

Masturbatory term.

See also:
stroking the sausage
slapping the meat
petting the weasel
spanking the monkey
flogging the dolphin
tickling the pickle
shizzling the nizzle
playing the skin flute
cream-filling the donut

"Dude, quit whacking the mole! You'll go blind!"

by Dean March 25, 2005

huele moles

from mexican spanish "mole (food, sauce..not the animal) - smeller"...

adj. a person who can't stand seeing a frind flirting with a hottie and instinctively stands between both and pretends knowing the girl and starts flirting with her making you aside...

barx: dude! pablo is sucha huele moles!
maza: why's that?
barx: yesterday i was hitting on this girl and when he realized, he stand between us and told her that he had seen her at a party...but the girl didn't even know him!
maza: yep, that is pablo..

by Puhercules August 08, 2009

Shannon Mole

The tufty bit of facial hair below the bottom lip, as sported by unpopular Australian Idol runner up Shannon Noll. Liable to crawl around your face at any moment, as demonstrated by talk show host Rove McManus.

What? Did you miss a spot? Got a bit of a Shannon Mole going on there!

by Greg the Pirate August 02, 2007

Bowl Mole

Girls who don't skate, but hang around the skate park, generally smoking, being as alternative as they can and checking out the skaters.

After Joe pulled off that double kickflip to indy, all the bowl moles wanted him.

I was at the skate park last week and I stacked it really bad and hurt my ankle, but there was nowhere to sit down because the place was crawling with bowl moles.

by Bagellzzzz March 03, 2008

Glory Mole

Noun.

A person of either gender who derives pleasure from outing the secrets/personal business of others for pleasure or personal gain. The information the individual leaks may or may not be true.

A: Somebody needs to tell that bitch to shut up.

B: Why?

A: Spouting out personal about her ex just for the hell of it. Bitch.

B: What a glory mole.

by The Observationist July 19, 2011

taint mole

a mole located on the taint; also, a small, furry mammal that dwells in the rectum and emerges during sexual intercourse to perch on the taint and observe

"What the fuck is that thing?!" "Oh, don't worry, that's just my taint mole. He's harmless."

by cock turtle June 05, 2006

whack a mole

to sit on a turd that has begun to crown in an effort not to shit oneself.

yesterday i had to play whack a mole at work, i was all alone and the damn customer wouldnt leave.

by elac the great October 07, 2011