by Kyle1998 January 22, 2015
Originating from a Clubhouse club. A moist buddy or moist buddies is a friend or associate that you meet in the IRL (In Real Life).
by IAmReallyNotACat April 08, 2021
When you pull out just as you are cumming and it sprays her in the face so much that she can't breathe she is considered a moist bandito.
by The moist bandito's July 31, 2020
by kayaker2008 April 03, 2005
A person with no sex drive and the personality of a brick.
Used to describe the partner of someone you are attracted to or interested in.
Much like a wet blanket but instead of being a bummer at an event, they're a bummer to an entire relationship.
Used to describe the partner of someone you are attracted to or interested in.
Much like a wet blanket but instead of being a bummer at an event, they're a bummer to an entire relationship.
"Derek and I haven't had sex in 4 months but he's engaged with his video games instead of me."
"Wow dude... What a moist blanket."
"Wow dude... What a moist blanket."
by Clicky Crisp December 27, 2019
A man with an uncircumcised penis, has sex with a women who uses a DevaCup for her menstrual cycle. As he's pulling out, the DevaCup gets stuck under his foreskin.
by Peter Rooter May 27, 2023
wet and/or moist underpanties with hairs of varying sorts and lengths, including (but not limited to) curly and/or flattened varieties, which are interwoven into the fibers of the unders/underwear/boxer briefs (insert your preference here).
don't get caught dead with a moist maverick.
by milkshake1849 January 22, 2009