Moist Blanket

A person with no sex drive and the personality of a brick.
Used to describe the partner of someone you are attracted to or interested in.

Much like a wet blanket but instead of being a bummer at an event, they're a bummer to an entire relationship.

"Derek and I haven't had sex in 4 months but he's engaged with his video games instead of me."
"Wow dude... What a moist blanket."

by Clicky Crisp December 27, 2019

moist buddies

Originating from a Clubhouse club. A moist buddy or moist buddies is a friend or associate that you meet in the IRL (In Real Life).

Johnny met his “moist buddies”, Nancy and Drew, for some ice-cream.

by IAmReallyNotACat April 8, 2021

Moist Bush

an aroused female of any species...

Person 1 - "I love microsoft office 2010"
Person 2 - "is it giving you a moist bush?"

Example 2 - "That chick behind me in the heavy traffic looks like she has a moist bush"

by moistness December 1, 2011

Moist bandito

When you pull out just as you are cumming and it sprays her in the face so much that she can't breathe she is considered a moist bandito.

Girl: I can't breathe

Boy: *tips cowboy hat*
Moist Bandito

by The moist bandito's July 30, 2020

moist pooplets

geese or pond bird dropping that is very fresh and wet

Thoose birds keep leaving moist poolets on my dock in the pond

by kayaker2008 April 3, 2005

Moist hangnail

A man with an uncircumcised penis, has sex with a women who uses a DevaCup for her menstrual cycle. As he's pulling out, the DevaCup gets stuck under his foreskin.

Suzy was shocked, when she noticed Joey's moist hangnail, after they had sex.

by Peter Rooter May 26, 2023

moist maverick

wet and/or moist underpanties with hairs of varying sorts and lengths, including (but not limited to) curly and/or flattened varieties, which are interwoven into the fibers of the unders/underwear/boxer briefs (insert your preference here).

don't get caught dead with a moist maverick.

by milkshake1849 January 21, 2009