Moist Oyster

Another way of saying "wet pussy"

I fingered Jessica and man she had a moist oyster

by Kyle1998 January 21, 2015

Moist Bush

an aroused female of any species...

Person 1 - "I love microsoft office 2010"
Person 2 - "is it giving you a moist bush?"

Example 2 - "That chick behind me in the heavy traffic looks like she has a moist bush"

by moistness December 1, 2011

moist buddies

Originating from a Clubhouse club. A moist buddy or moist buddies is a friend or associate that you meet in the IRL (In Real Life).

Johnny met his “moist buddies”, Nancy and Drew, for some ice-cream.

by IAmReallyNotACat April 8, 2021

Moist Mike

A moist mike or moist mikes are people that have a baby face and a neck beard. they usually spend all there time watching anime/ hentai on there bed. They live on baja blasts and Juul Man juul pods. They will attack any small male child under 3 years of age. they are know to play many hours of call of duty in the gamer cave.

Mom 1: its a real shame, all my son does is drink soda and play video games
Mom 2: Oh, your son is a moist mike

by Moist Mike May 29, 2019

moist fingerbowl

When a man fists a female in her very moist vagina and then proceeds to open up his fingers inside of her, whilst proclaiming “Hut, Hike!”.

Man, Rob really Moist Fingerbowled that chick in the back of his ST.

by Rae Perez June 11, 2018

Moist Blanket

A person with no sex drive and the personality of a brick.
Used to describe the partner of someone you are attracted to or interested in.

Much like a wet blanket but instead of being a bummer at an event, they're a bummer to an entire relationship.

"Derek and I haven't had sex in 4 months but he's engaged with his video games instead of me."
"Wow dude... What a moist blanket."

by Clicky Crisp December 27, 2019

moist maverick

wet and/or moist underpanties with hairs of varying sorts and lengths, including (but not limited to) curly and/or flattened varieties, which are interwoven into the fibers of the unders/underwear/boxer briefs (insert your preference here).

don't get caught dead with a moist maverick.

by milkshake1849 January 21, 2009