jerkoff-mobile

A very complex machine utilizing a combination of torsional motion and varying stresses and strains, implemented by a complex system of pulleys and hydraulic levers. The system, operating at an astronomical 72% efficiency, is perfect for thermodynamic calculations, maximizing the output of the internal combustion engine, cooking eggs, and jerking off chodes.

Dude1) "Did you finish calibrating the hydrolic pressure meter on the jerkoff-mobile?"

Dude2) "No, but I busted a giant load..."

by Brooks Brothers February 2, 2007

Small Penis Mobile

Hummer H2

restore your manhood

The Hummer H2 is the most popular small penis mobile

by Angelino August 14, 2007

Mobilegamer

This is the epitome of nongamer behavior. This people will prioritize gaming on their phones or tablets over PC or console gaming. Person will frequently be a Mac fanboy and will be so into their Apple phone they will refuse to play games on anything else. Will be seen frequently playing games like angry birds and bloons tower defense. The terrible thing about this kind of gamer is that they'll interrupt conversations to whip out their phone and play a shitty mobile game. A kind of subgamer. Will most likely also be completely obsessed with memes.

That kid has been playing mobile games for six hours strait while sitting at his computer. He must be a mobilegamer.

*kid looks over* "wanna see a meme?"

by 12345pene July 6, 2015

Queef Mobile

- Noun - A word used to define a car that has a loud exhaust. Usually that of a pop-culture car modeled after the movie The Fast and The Furious.

John Doe: "Did you hear that queef mobile!?! It rattled my windows right off my car!"

by Brian Fitch February 11, 2006

mobile power hour

Based on a power hour, this form is embellished with the challenge of finding a new and exotic location for each shot. The first known mobile power hour occurred at the University of Tulsa in 2008.

"What did you do this weekend?"
"A mobile power hour around campus."
"You are legendary!"
"Shit happens when you're mobile."

by Alpha team May 6, 2008

Mobile Phone Gangster

When someone talks bad about another person, or threatens them over the phone or through voice mail, but is afraid to confront the person they are talking about.

My ex-girlfriend's boyfriend, was being a mobile phone gangster, threatening me over the phone.

by TheAffiliates July 17, 2010

Mobile Peasant

A rather poor human that games on phone and only buys there £5 games.

Fucking mobile peasant pc is masterrace

by steam sales May 3, 2018