Mid-shittance

When someone tries to talk to you or distract you in some form or fashion while you are trying to "drop the kids off at the pool."

An interruption in one of mankind's most important rituals, taking a massive dump.

My wife always wants to ask me what I think about her dress and interrupt me mid-shittance.

My phone won't stop ringing. It keeps going off mid-shittance.

by The Footlong .. and then some May 6, 2016

Mid-Weed

Mid-Weed Is they type of weed “that does not” get you high

Dat nigga Keith, Be smokin Mid-Weed

by Jah’marion October 5, 2022

Mid Poisoning

What happens when you smoke too much mid.

Me, on the phone: "Yo Justin, you coming over?"
Justin: "Nah bro, i got mid poisoning"

by Brad Ricketts Likes Big Cocks December 13, 2019

Mid fat

A person who is a size 20-24 and might be able to fit into some mainstream plus size clothings.

Tiffany: omg! I love that shirt! Where did you get it?
Andrea: thank you! It’s from torrid
Tiffany: perfect! It’s so hard to find mid fat clothing.

by Anabanana425 June 30, 2021

Mid-Ass

1. Half way between your ass and the floor.

2. Between your ass and the panty line.

Ow! I slid off the couch and it caught me mid-ass!

by kaphwan239 June 14, 2010

check mid

A csgo term for checking a place between b plant site and CT spawn.

T: Check mid!
T: Ok, mid clear!

by Magic_Nigga November 23, 2016

mid sex

(Usually heterosexual) sex, after which the female party rates it a 3 out of 10 and the male rates it a 7 out of 10. The average rating is a 5, so it’s mid sex.

This also applies to any instance of intercourse with the average rating of 5.

When she sees a “Saturday’s are for the boys” flag in his room, she knows she’s about to have extremely mid sex.

by mistakex10 July 22, 2021