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Mickey Mouse Tattoo 

(Noun) A tattoo of poor quality. Examples include
- Jailhouse or kitchen tattoos
- Tattoos drawn by inexperienced or non-professional artist.
- Tattoos of a nonsensical subject matter, the example from which the term is derived.
- Poorly placed tattoos
- Tattoos that remain outlines or incomplete
“That idiot was covered head to toe in Mickey Mouse Tattoos.”
Mickey Mouse Tattoo by RickyDavid September 3, 2018
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Mickey Mouse Club House 

A sex move were 4 dicks are inserted into a man or woman's asshole
John: Yo guys wanna run a Mickey Mouse Club House on Stephan?

3 other guys: Hell yeah!

Mickey Mouse Stream 

George: "hey guys!"
Karl, Dream, Sapnap: "hey!"
Quackity: "hey!"
......

Everyone: Mickey Mouse Stream

Mickey Mouse bullshit 

A phrase used to describe anything irritating or meaningless, or just a stupid-ass comeback
Jim: Hey man, how's it going? I need you to raise and edit the financial budgets, get the wages going, and also our caffeine is out of stock, as well as monitoring the computers for possible transact-
Me: Yeah, whatever I ain't got time for this Mickey Mouse bullshit, I'm out fucker. *Grabs Harold and shoves him out of the window, falling out with him*

Timothy: Man, you're stupid for not knowing question 6.
Aanshi: Well you're a pile of Mickey Mouse bullshit.

Mickey Mouse problem 

An example that illustrates a solution but is not actually accuate or proof of the theory.
"2 x 2 = 4 and 2 + 2 = 4, therefore multiplication is the same thing as addition."

Even though 2 x2 DOES equal 4, it is a solution that just happens to fit but is not proof that multiplication is the same thing as addition, since multiplying two values usually results in a figure much different than adding those two values (such as 2 x 20 = 40, but 2 + 20 = 22).

Usage: "No sorry, that doesn't prove anything. That's just a Mickey Mouse problem."

Mickey Mouse FC 

The purple clad MLS team that plays in a quaint little stadium in Orlando that has serious penis envy over Mercedes Benz stadium. Bless their hearts. #OrlandoisNotTheSouth
Mickey Mouse FC has no chance of making the playoffs this year. Bless their hearts.
Mickey Mouse FC by PJ1000 July 29, 2017

Mickey mouse stream 

It's when your stream is trash and not cool
Hey did you see that Mickey mouse stream?

Yeah, Quackity's Mickey mouse stream?

Yes! its so dogwater!!!

Facts!!
Mickey mouse stream by wafflyoz April 28, 2021