Metric

Positive remark; similar to cool or awesome but better

pizza? that's metric as fuck bro.

by metricasfuckthough August 20, 2018

Metric fuck ton

A metric fuck ton it worth about double a shit ton give or take. Used when describing something of mass quantity.

Bad: damn man I pulled my back I was lifting a metric fuck ton

Good: damn man I pulled this guys back when he was lifting me up I weigh a metric fuck ton

by Melk Man February 12, 2019

Metric Shitload

A unit of measurement, greater than a shit-ton, but less than a fuckton.

I can't get a job at the hospital here, this is a college town and there's a metric shitload of pre-med students applying there.

by theOneandOnlyNightHawk June 4, 2018

Metric Fuckton

One metric fuckton is equal to 7 billion and 10 million tons or 1.402e+13 pounds. This is calculated by haveing a metric fuckton be equal to 10 duck loads and 1 fuckload being equal to the population of china, which is 1.402 billion.

Joe: Man I have a Metric Fuckton of laundry to do today
Siri: One Metric Fuckton is equal to 1.402e+13 pounds
Joe: Your mom weighs 1.402e+13 pounds

by Your mother is 1.402e+13 lbs August 17, 2022

Metric Year

Sarcastically saying that something takes way longer than it should.

Damn, it'll take a metric year to get through this drive-thru.

by A RANDO GUY March 29, 2022

metrically handicapped

1. To describe someone that has a condition that causes them to be unable to understand SI units of measurement (colloquially referred as "Metric System").

This affliction has been historically endemic in regions of North America, Western Africa and Southeastern Asia.

When I told her I was 1.7 metres tall she stared at me in shock. Later I found out that sadly she's metrically handicapped.

by Preguiça não tem fim April 1, 2021

metric system

an actually logical system of measurement that my country refuses to use because they prefer measuring in body parts over metres

When will the US use the metric system?

by уour mum July 2, 2025