Striper Method

The oral sexual act of a "69" only with the man on top.

Joe's wife was upset so his friends suggested that he climb on top and use the Striper Method to cheer her up.

by rgcbub November 8, 2016

the fitsgerald method

Picking a fight with somebody then sending a friend with a knife to get his ass beat while you stay at home smoking meth amphetamine.

I'm too much of a pussy to fight my own battles.. Lets spark up a bowl of shitty meth and use the Fitsgerald Method. Let's send Stephen with a knife..

by Anyonefromlowville March 17, 2016

The Penthouse Method

When you shit in the tank of the toilet instead of the bowl.

That damn kid keeps using the Penthouse Method, now I have to keep cleaning this damn tank!

by A Trembling Omniscient Hamster May 26, 2019

The Gogurt Method

When you freeze a Gogurt, cut a small hole in the top and use it as a dildo. When it heats up enough and the Gogurt comes out, you are done, because it nutted in you.

Did you hear what that Grant kid did the other night.

Yeah, The Gogurt Method with a whole box!
Was it one at a time or the whole box at once?
That Grant probably did one at a time, but who knows with a kid like that.

by Clamarco's Papachino September 25, 2019

W.D. Method

Short for Worth Doing Method (as in, "If something's worth doing, it's worth doing right."). Defines a rigorous course of action taken in order to accomplish a particularly difficult task, or achieve a lofty goal. Those applying the W.D. Method attempt to overcome obstacles through sheer perseverance, and overall number of attempts.

Sure Everest is tough, but if we just apply a little bit of the W.D. Method, we'll get to the top eventually.

by Will T. Thrill March 30, 2017

The hook method

When you put your thumb in her vagina then hook your pointer finger around in her asshole and put them together

"Hey babe lets do the hook method again"
"Okay just don't pinch so hard this time"

by Kram Mailliw June 10, 2017

shotgun method

A highly advanced technique that some males use to obtain coitus from a potential partner. It involves spamming out their dick pics to all interested targets in a wide spread attempt that one will be a hit, hence the name.

I picked her up with the shotgun method. She was the 7th person I sent it too.

by Derek Ferguson June 29, 2017