meetme

A veritable cesspool of losers, whiners, and wannabees. Want to meet backstabbers, and diamond hoes? Come load your credit card, win fake friends, and regret it the next day. Just call fraud. It's all fake anyway.

(I hate you) Wanna come to my meetme party (It totally blows)?

by ringmymagicbell February 22, 2023

squirrel meeting

To gather and settle a dispute between 2 or more parties

I Tell C He Tell Doug They Tell KT
We Proceed 2 Surround Em And Call Him Squirrel Meeting
Pick The Perfect Spot To Make Sure That The Girls See
...T.I

by Kalico February 19, 2008

to meet your zone

They like what they like.
I like what I like.
I will never understand, because I’m not you.
You will never understand, because Your not me.
The phrase “to meet your zone” or “to meet cho zone,” is used to end an argument or debate. It’s admitting that both parties will not come to an understanding due to different personalities, personal interests, goals, upbringing, thoughts, etc..

Billy: “I love sushi, raw tuna is my favorite”
Jimmy: “You eat raw fish.. like uncooked? That’s disgusting.”
Billy: “To meet your zone.”

by TheForeigners23 March 10, 2020

morning meeting

Giving your boss a blowjob, usually for personal pleasure and also to move up the ladder faster within the company

Person 1: I've been having a lot of morning meetings.
Person 2: Damn you're going to go from analyst to vice president in record time. I bet your jaw is sore.

by zimdoh February 20, 2022

Fixin' to meet the golf club

to beat the shit out of someone hitting on your girlfriend

Jon: Stop talking to my girl or else you will be fixin' to meet the golf club

by Fixin to meet the golf club June 13, 2017

be polite, be efficient, have a plan to kill everyone you meet

A professional sniper's standards

Professionals have standards. Be polite, be efficient, have a plan to kill everyone you meet. - Tf2 Sniper

by Barrett M82 September 5, 2022

smoke and mirrors meeting

when you work for a corporation that has contract meetings with you every year in December to "negotiate" your contract for the following year, but it's just a meeting in which the manager attempts to confuse you with lofty, rarely attainable preditions on how your offices business will grow 20%-30%, and how you will make "X" amount of dollars on your bonus when that happens. What you actually get at the end of the year is rarely what they said you would get, and if you do happen to get your bonus that year, they will make SURE you don't get it the following year!

the manager used smoke and mirros to try and trick me in to thinking i was going to get my bonus next year....but i saw right thru his bullshit!

by chris gum February 23, 2004