Masturbation

The act of self stimulation by stroking, rubbing, or pulling your genitals. Men usually rub, sometimes women will buy dildos or finger themselves. Masturbation can result in ejaculation if the person is stimulated enough. Men/women usually perform this act when intercourse is not an option.
For people with small brains:Masturbation is touching your penis to make it feel good, or for women sticking their fingers in their vaginas.

Guy 1:Sheila is too tired to have sex, and I'm bored.
Guy 2:Why don't you try masturbation?
Guy 1:Isn't that for complete losers?
Guy 2:No dude, it's completely normal and healthy.
Guy 1:I might try it, then.

by Maximizer August 5, 2012

masturbating

The act of being busy but still not really having anything to do.

"Hi, you busy?" "Yeah" "What are you doing?" "Masturbating" "Wanna go catch a movie instead?" "Sure"

by TiCyB September 8, 2008

masturbate

Freeing ur tadpoles;Rubbing your dick until it hardens to the core and a white subtance called SPERM also known as cum oozes out and in some cases it leaks out.

Joe:my science teacher told me that sperms look like tadpoles
Jim:So?
Joe:I thought of not being cruel to them.So once i reached home,i freed them :-)
Jim:Actually that's wat i do during my free time,I masturbate.
Joe:Oh,ok...

by Siddiq March 28, 2008

Masturbating

For males it is playing with your wang or joystick on your crotch till you ejaculate white semen. For chicks it's the same except it's their vagina.
Try this: Master of debating(say it quickly and it sounds like masturbating)

Ex: Sarah: Hey what are you doing in the room? Kevin: Well I'm masturbating to porn so don't come in. Sarah: o_O Okay! talk to you later then.

by Mr.Craze February 18, 2009

masturbation

when you touch you dick or vagina and rub your dick up and own to get a sensational feeling. you sometimes ejaculate semen. it is perfectly normal.

masturbation is great

by chill_dude98 May 25, 2010

Masturbation

The loneliest number that you'll ever do.

Billy opted for masturbation, because it's just no good anymore since she went away.

by fubsish June 29, 2010

Masturbation

When playing hackey sack, serving to yourself is commonly known as masturbation. Do it in a full circle of players and they will crown you the circle jerk. #truestory

Travis didn't mind masturbation in his kitchen. He had no one else to play with so #wtf...

by techno_polyglot June 23, 2016