half mastin

Erect enough to cause embarrassment

After he saw that new Chris Brown video, Eric Cano was half mastin'..............ya heard me?

by C_Los July 15, 2006

jizz misting

When your boyfriend cums in your butt and lays between your legs and you fart.

"I busted in Tammy's butt and she started jizz misting on me shortly afterword whilst I waited Indian style between her legs."

by Vangina91 May 29, 2017

bean mashing

To mash a girls bean is to have sex with her.

Bean Mashing

Did you mash her bean last night?
Fuck ya, I was mashing her been all night!

by porkercon December 11, 2010

clam mashing

Two girls rubbing their clams together

Sara and Nastassja love clam mashing with eachother.

by Mallory January 6, 2004

mosting

The act of getting the MOST out of a situation with a lady friend. Instead of having sex you just Make Out Suck Titties

Jack: Did you and Rachel have sex last night?
Bill: Nah man she wasn’t feeling it, but she was ok with mosting all night!

by master moster July 7, 2018

musting

if someone is musting, it means you can smell them from aproximately 100 metres away or even just infront of you. They will have BO. (they smell really bad)

to must, means to smell bad...
to be musting, means to be smelling really badly...
a muster, is a person who musts...

That guy across the room is musting and i think im going to vomit!

by Tits and ass man April 19, 2011

misting

Misting is starting with a large mouthful of some beverage (to the extent to where your cheeks are puffed up like Dizzy Gillespie), then quickly spitting it out at someone, so that it becomes a projectile "mist" in the air.

The proper form when misting, is to look something like one of those fireball-spitting circus performers.

Similar to "shotgunning", which is the same thing, but with a mouthful of crushed ice.

LOL I just misted you with Crush Pineapple and Codeine syrup.

What a profound example of misting that was! If I may elaborate further: PWNZ0RRED!!11shift!!!!!1

by ryansupak June 20, 2006