mass cunting

The act when a group of friends in a bar simultaneously text the word "cunt " to an absent member of the group. The result is the absent person receives a large number of SMS messages at the same time. Usually the absent person is felt to have a poor reason not to be present

Richard did not come to the pub because he was meeting his mother in law , so after a few beers and smedders we decided a mass cunting was in order , leading to much amusement or embarrassment depending who you were

by The smedders wrestler July 25, 2018

Mass Boracho

The act of getting smashed and doing fucked up shit with you buddies.

"Johan asked Nate if he was ready to get mass boracho tonight".

by RottingStiifs March 15, 2008

Mass Blocking

when you are blocked by a large number of people at once.

dude 1: hey dude this is weird, all of my contacts appear offline.
dude 2: oh dude you were mass blocked!!.
dude 1: oh man i hate mass blocking!

by ICV May 27, 2009

Shitical Mass

That horrible moment when a shit is going to come out, whether you want it to or not.

"Dude... I've gotta run. Like, seriously. I've just reached shitical mass."

by Seven Day Mile May 12, 2015

Mass Avoidtion

When you really avoid someone because you're a fucking coward and can't face them. Usually with someone you have a crush on.

Scott was performing Mass Avoidtion on Caitlin because he was too scared to ask her out.

by Doomstadt February 25, 2012

Hypocritical Mass

Purposely being just enough of a hypocrite for people to notice. Usually because you have morals or will power and can't control your actions and opinions.

Looks like Dave has reached hypocritical mass.... Does he ever stick to what he says?

by shaneurysm September 22, 2011

Mass Mayhem

Referring to the mayhem thats occurs on the roads of Massachusetts and it's neighboring states. This is due to the fact that people in these states have overly-aggressive driving techniques that are rarely necessary, but often used anyway.

How was driving down to Massachusetts?
It was total Mass Mayhem.

by 5th generation Vermonta April 19, 2011