A fat as fuck plumber that is also a womanizing skank. He probably crushes Princess Peach during sex (or one of his hookups). He always leaves his ripped tall white ass snack of brother(Luigi at home on all of his adventures. He fukin drops his Yoshi Into fukin lava to help his own obese ass. His most used emojis are probably “🍆🍑🍒👅”! I want to expose him for the fuckboy truly is.
Princess Peach: I’m with bowser know stop saving me!
Mario: but you got a nice ass🍑
Princess Peach: I’m reporting you
Mario: but you got a nice ass🍑
Princess Peach: I’m reporting you
by StandwithTaylor July 05, 2019
Is a commonly Italian name, but is also common in Cyprus/Greece. Normally hangs out with Arabic and very white English folk. He is usually a pretty sexy with great hair, has a great jawline and Amazing athletic abilities.
by Freddieptv April 14, 2017
A name that is usually a boy name Mario is nice but no very smart ok person to be around if you have him as a freind dont lose him he will do all of your home work and will treat you for which you are
(Mario) tries but only somtime succeeded
by M_ar August 18, 2019
Mario is a normally a premature male that has a verry verry VERRY small penis they are unable to do many things bc of their disabilities the main one being color blindness
Mario is gay
by 69 Ben Dover 69 March 06, 2019
by BigDaddty December 20, 2016
a gay kid that is such a whore that he got aids from dark honey and maybe more other guys but he doesn't know which guy it was so now he gives aids on the side of the street for money
by guyji December 11, 2019
Mario's are people that just love it when people smile. They Make people laugh even though it's not really the time to. I Believe Mario's are Really cute couples with Alexandra's because they both love to cheer people up.
Someone: Mario, you and Alexandra should date, yall would be hecka cute
Mario: fr man only if she knew tho
Someone: I'll ask her if want
Mario: please
Mario: fr man only if she knew tho
Someone: I'll ask her if want
Mario: please
by Luxious.gurl September 29, 2018