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Marijuana

Marijuana; n.
The one and only most evil thing in the world.
Every year, millions of people die from smoking marijuana (also commonly known as weed, pot, hash, etc.) and it is an abomonation to the likes of mankind.
If you smoke it, you are related to Hitler and might as well go kill some Jews. And let's throw in some niggers too.
"Omg dude i got so high last weekend from smoking this awesome marijuana" -pothead1

"Yeah dude, you might wanna be careful, that'll kill you. You know what else? If people aren't catching the sarcasm, than I certainly hope they are now" -pothead2
by wordNERDD 188 December 16, 2008
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A magical gift from beyond, grown to be consumed as a herb but smoked instead. Unleashes the creativity of human mind.
Steve Jobs would of smoked marijuana herb numerous amounts of times.
by Dlstar December 27, 2011
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by T-Ball April 5, 2004
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Marijuana is the flower off of the cannabis plant. Not a drug, drugs are bad. Leagalize it. (in Canada perferrably)
Marijuana is gods remedy for hatred:

If the whole world smoked a joint at the same time, There would be world peace for atleast two hours. Fowllowed by a global food shortage. Say No to drugs! Then again, if your talking to drugs, you're probably already on drugs.
by Tristan For The Win February 3, 2015
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Just another mainstream drug, that mainly losers use.
Losers being people who are so dissatisfied with their lives, that they have to be under the influence of something to be able to actually endure it. And instead of doing something to better themselves, they get high.
Also very popular with angsty teenagers and immature adults.
If that isn't a good enough reason NOT to smoke it, it also smells like shit.
"Hey guyzzzz lets smoke some Marijuana!"
"Yea because its SOOOOOO cool!!!"
"If you don't smoke weed ur soo lAME!!!11!"
by shanzormasteroftheuniverse November 26, 2009
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holy fuck if you don't know what marijuana is get the fuck off the internet
by always take a hojoe to go August 12, 2015
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If your planning to skim over my definition, basicly what i'm trying to say is that Marijuana isn't addictive at first and it is probobly about as dangerous as tobacco.

To start, I want to say that America hates Marijuana and having no personal experiance with weed, some of my facts might be flawed. I studied it out of curiosity and tried to ignore all of the bias information and this is some of the most controversial information that I learned:

Marijuana most likely not initially addictive. Like sex, it can be pleasent, and is often considered addictive. After a while your body begins to associate being high as normal so it will send signals requesting more. It is a fact that tobacco is more addictive although possibly less dangerous. This is not proven though. One reason this is believed is because Marijuana is often laced in a stronger, more addictive drug to keep the clients getting more from the dealer. That is a probable reason that many addicts move on to stronger drugs.
That is all I have to say. I'm not necessarily saying that i'm pro Marijuana leagalization, but I do belive that it would be less shady and less likely to be laced with another drug. If you found my definition to be at all helpful, please give me a thumbs up. : )
by StatNerd May 5, 2010
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