Maria

Maria is the best person you could ever meet. Maria will kill you if you try to mess with her. She is a cute and a adorable girl that no one can ever meet. She will always care for you even if be mean to her. Marias birthday is on March. She is cute and funny

Get a Maria in your life

by Ar24 September 27, 2018

the maria

the maria is when a man takes his dick and balls and tucks them between his legs while standing and crossing his like so it appears he has no dick but a hairy pussy . you must be completely naked and then start flexing, usually done for your friends for entertainment purposes

dont do the maria for your relatives

by jay machinegun June 12, 2007

Maria

The most amazing example of a person ever. The most beautiful girl in the world! She's beautiful, funny and perfect in every way possible. Everyone wishes they had a Maria. I have a Maria. She is everything to me.

*Maria walks past*

By-stander 1 - Wow! Look at that perfectly beautiful lady walking past.. I would do anything for her.. I wish she could be mine..

By-stander 2 - Oh she is.. She's such a Maria

by M Brom August 22, 2009

Maria

Maria is the type of girl that gets guys she doesn't even want. She gets feelings for guys that hurt her, even though there is good guys right under her nose. Any guy could easily fall for her because she is so beautiful and has an amazing personality. She is the most athletic person you will meet and has the best body you will ever see. Oh and btw if you mess with them, they will ruin you.

Man I wish Maria could just feel the same way I feel about her.

by jackson five October 31, 2017

Maria

She is the best because she is kind, intelligent, glamorous, thoughtful, cunning and above all humble.
If you want to became a Maria just be a drama queen. Don't be a drag, just be a queen.
Lover of memes and dried flowers.
The queen of glamor and failure.
Worthy of mention and crown.
He is never happy but he always seems to, nothing goes wrong.
Don't say anything, just hit like.

You're such a Maria, maldita alimaña!
Today I feel glamouros maybe because I'm becoming a Maria
Wow, nice meme I will give you the Maria certificate

by La Toho May 7, 2020

Maria

an amazing friend and mother. best person in the world. best mother

person 1: do you know maria
person 2: yea they are my mother

by findingmiles January 1, 2022

Maria

Maria is a very funny and athletic girl. She will make your day with just a smile and a hug. She is a vey beautiful girl and is smart. She is also very outgoing. She is also very cringe but that’s what makes her Maria!

Have you heard of Maria? Doesn’t everyone know her?

by Peachy Pastel December 3, 2019