Marathoner

A person who has run more than 6 marathons, and/or has shit themselves during at least two races

Wow, Prancis finally became a marathoner

by Janet Butterworth November 4, 2023

old song marathon

A rite of passage done by internet users regularly in which they spend a lot of time searching and listening to a bunch of songs they forgot they loved, because life sucks nowadays and nobody wants to admit it.

I just went on an old song marathon and found that song by The Wanted. I forgot they existed!

by helloitsunknown August 25, 2022

Marathon In Kabul

This is an intense exercise where you have to run a full lap around Kabul Airport in Afghanistan without getting shot by the Taliban.

I was the first man to Marathon In Kabul.

by real_men_uber rick August 24, 2021

marathon rizz

when you have rizz, but it takes a while to show.

boy1: bro, why didn't ask her out?
boy2: i got that marathon rizz, it'll happen just you wait

by that boy so suave April 9, 2023

marathon-hangover

The combined effects of energy-drink enduced awakeness and constant exposure to artificial light and digitally processed sound. (Headaches, sensitivity to noise, sensitivity to light, crabbyness, unintentionally quoting and/or acting out scences from marathoned movies)

I just watched all the Star Wars movies without sleeping and now I have marathon-hangover.

by Asthenthemos January 2, 2015

All-Hole Marathon

A sexual interaction where partners have sexual intercourse with every major orifice on each other’s bodies.

“I suggested an all-hole marathon to my partner”

by Orcafalls October 24, 2023

But I still ran a marathon though

But did you beat "The Last Remnant?" NO YOU DID NOT MOTHERFUCKER! WHO'S GOING TO KEEP THE LIGHTS ON AT THE SQUARE ENIX HEADQUARTERS!? NOT YOU MOTHERFUCKER!

Darrel Gorbles "But I still ran a marathon though!"

Hym "And you still threw out them pants!"

by Hym Iam August 14, 2023