Glaswegian Marathon

When you're so charged after a sesh you opt out of a cab and just run home full speed.

"How did you get home last night?" "Had a Glaswegian Marathon run on the way home and didn't have money for an uber anyways."
"How yoos get home last night, was alright?" "Had a Glasgae Marathon runner on the way home and dinae have money for an uber anyways."

by osuiqueue May 11, 2019

The Marathon Runner

A sex position where you do a bump of cocaine off of your partner's ass and then fuck them doggy style.

Last night was crazy bro, I finally did The Marathon Runner with Jessica.

by Unicorn Brad October 28, 2021

Marathon Pedophile

A term coined by the 2021 visual novel comedy "Class of '09." The main character, Nicole, describes it as: "He tries to make you question society's hatred of pedophilia before he actually goes after you. So then you'll feel bad if you tell on him afterwards." "A predator that plays the long game, a marathon pedophile."

Nicole: "He's what I call a marathon pedophile."

by sunfighteryoriichi July 03, 2024

old song marathon

A rite of passage done by internet users regularly in which they spend a lot of time searching and listening to a bunch of songs they forgot they loved, because life sucks nowadays and nobody wants to admit it.

I just went on an old song marathon and found that song by The Wanted. I forgot they existed!

by helloitsunknown August 25, 2022

The Marathon

Hitting a blunt, pipe, and a bong all in one breath.

"You see Alden hitting all three of those?!" "Yeah, he's fucking up The Marathon"

by bigbaby420 October 08, 2013

The Marathon

A drinking game where a cup of beer is set up then a shot of rum then a shot of vodka then a shot of tequila and finally another cup of beer.

All must be drunk in a row. Completion demonstrates a drinker's Iron Liver.

John: Dude you were totally F@%$#@ up last night.

Joe: I know man I was in the marathon.

John: Howdya do though?

Joe: Oh I've got an Iron Liver for sure.

by TheIronLiver April 22, 2009

marginalization marathon

When people bicker about who has it worse or is marginalized worse, they have a marginalization marathon.

My friend group was talking about how hard their lives were and made it a fucking competition.. I swear I am so sick of their marginalization marathons!

by LingDanc803 May 20, 2025