Maple Valley

A city in the Northwest in which everyone thinks would be a adequate place to live, but in reality is the worst choice. Located near Seattle, you would think it's a great tourist place, but they have nothing to show. The students are high, their grades are low, and the only time they actually care about is "t-shirt time" and 4:20.

Person #1: I'm from Maple Valley.
Person #2: Oh dude, I'm sorry.
Person #1: Yah, I get that a lot.

by tahomo 4 lyfe February 3, 2012

Maple Leaf Rag

1. A ragtime piano piece by Scott Joplin, making him the first musician to sell more than one million copies of a piece of instrumental music.

2. A Canadian tampon

"Don't mess with her. She's on the Maple Leaf Rag, eh?"

by amfv September 25, 2009

Malestration

Also known as Man PMS, when a man is real moody after a very stressful situation. Usually lasts a day or two but it has been reported that some men keep up with their malestration for a whole week or more.

Man 1: Hey, whats up?
Man 2: Nothin much just chillin.
(Man 1 steps on Man 2's foot on accident)
Man 2: HOLY FUCK WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM GET OUT OF MY WAY OR IM GONNA ROCK YOUR SHIT! IM THEJUGGERNAUGHT BITCH!
Man 1: Damn, whats causing your malestration?

by ryanscott23 September 28, 2009

maplestory

A side-scroller MMORPG currently still in beta that consists of little custom chibi characters you can equip armor and weapons on. Is often criticized for having snails as the basic monsters when those who criticize haven't even gotten far enough into the game to kill higher level monsters. Is also criticized for being very similar to Ragnarok Online, for the job advancement concept, menu design, etc. Contains a swear filter much more sensitive than RO's, though.

Warning: Is terribly simple but terribly addictive.

by WaffleyGoodness April 16, 2005

maplegasm

The orgasmic type reaction when one eats any maple syrup products primarily maple sugar candies. Similar to a joygasm but with maple sugar products.

"Those maple sugar candies make me maplegasm"

by Ken Pickart February 6, 2008

Maple Fever

Strong sexual desire and infatuation for Canadians.

"I suppose you have a thing for Canadian girls, huh? Is that it, you got Maple Fever?"

by Maple Fever November 10, 2015

Manlest

When two men embrace and one is awkwardly more affectionate than the other.

Jack came in for a handshake and then all of the sudden he was holding me close and rubbing my back. I swear he was manlesting me!

by kmao April 18, 2009