maple water

That leaky nose you have when its super cold outside!

Man, the maple water is really going this morning!

by Wapus270 January 1, 2014

Maple Bean

“Bean” is a shortened word for “Beaner;” a derogatory word used against Hispanics. A “Maple Bean” is a Hispanic that illegally crossed over the US/MEX border but kept going so far that he ended up in Canada. That Hispanic then has a few kids born and raised in Canada, and they are first generation Maple Beans.

Alejandro: ay papi, y’all esses from America cuz based on your accents y’all aint from El Tri.

JuanTuan: No my family and I are from Toronto eh.

Alejandro: so y’all are Maple Beans?
JuanTuan: Maple Beans? What are you talking aboat?

by Tuantingtong September 19, 2018

Maclunkey

Pointlessly adding things to a thing that is already good.

Han Solo: "Yes,I bet you have"
Greedo: "Maclunkey"

by thewho197 November 30, 2019

Maclunkey

Pointlessly adding to a thing that is already good

Why do they maclunkey episode 4 like that

by zylelian January 10, 2020

Manclit

A man with a small penis that appears to look like a clitoris than an actual male sex organ.

The junkie in the alley was giving Chef a blowjob by the dumpsters. I saw his manclit and it was awfully sad.

by HeyMzTFNY April 18, 2021

Canadian maple simp

Someone outside of Canada who simps all things Canadian.

Matty is such a Canadian maple simp.
He even owns a Canuck the cucks Jersey.

by Solzkjaarn August 12, 2020

Licking a tree and hoping for maple syrup

Idiom; to attempt an ill-advised, mildly unpleasant shortcut to avoid a more complicated process, with a high probability of failure. The idiom itself is an example of such an experience, since licking trees is unpleasant, and even maple trees rarely taste sweet just by licking the bark. The idiom also implies that tried and true methods, rather than blind experimentation, yield better results. Drilling into the trunk of a maple tree with a tap, is the correct way to obtain maple syrup.

"Kicking the car to try and make it start again won't work. That's just licking a tree and hoping for maple syrup, honestly. Let's call a tow truck instead."

by missroxyspamcake August 27, 2020