Majority Person

Someone who, in every aspect, conforms to the majority of people in their country. If the majority of people in their country have black hair, so do they. If the majority enjoy rock music, so do they. Basically, odds are you know at least one, unless you live in a statistic-ruining place, like a wacky college or some kind of commune.

Take me, for example. I'm a white male who voted for Obama. I have brown eyes and black hair. I'm of average height and weight, enjoy football, and have a desk job. I live in IL, in the United States. (pretty average state if you ask me). When I get out of college, I want to be a teacher. I even honestly enjoyed Owl City's Fireflies, and before that I liked Kanye, and before that I fell in love with 50 cent. (the majority of rap fans are white) I'm a majority person.

by I probably look like you. January 25, 2010

major bummer

Used to describe a really really disappointing or unlucky situation.

Carl couldn't get his crush to go to Prom with him, he was like "what a major bummer man".

by Stíkà May 15, 2016

Sergeant Major

Sergeant Major is the military rank in the Army where you are granted the absolute right to be a dickhead

Shut up faggot! Im your Sergeant Major for fucks sake!

by Totally not D. Vegan May 4, 2020

Major Cake

A term made popular by Local, Unsigned, NC Rap Group AP Boyz, It meaning is A lot of money, or Major Money (Cake)

"Man We Gettin Major Cake" "Dem Boys gettin Major Cake"

by APBoyzallday October 9, 2008

English major

Defined as "trash that doesn't get you a job" by non-English majors

Jimmy: english majors are gonna be jobless, man
Tom: bruh how do you know that? Wasn't your major business?
Jimmy: I just know
Tom: how
Jimmy: shhhhhh I just know
Tom: bruh

by I AM SARCASM January 3, 2021

major lazer

1. to perform the actions seen in the major lazer video pon de floor
2. to thrust one's body against someone else repeatedly and at many different angles

He picked her up and major lazered her on the table.

Did you see him jump off the ladder and major lazer her.

I'm going to major lazer you at the club next week.

by gEtiTgUUd October 20, 2009

major shake

The poor impersonator of Master Shake from ATHF,created by the evil plutonians.

Quotes
"Yay,donating blood"
"Could you tell by the hairy boosom growing on my back?"

by Rich September 11, 2004