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magnum shlong

yo look at this drawing my seat partner made of a magnum shlong
woah dude that is a magnum shlong
by teeeaaaaaa August 27, 2021
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Magnum PI

When you take such a huge dump it forms an island in the toilet. A Poop Island.
After last night’s chili dinner, I formed a Magnum PI this morning.
by TrashPanda81 February 16, 2022
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Magnum hard on

A magnum hard on is when you look into the eyes of a man laying alseep on the floor and get a massive erection and it pokes said man or woman and wakes them
Tanner: “oh yeah you look so sexy sleeping
Titan: “what’s poking me?”
Titan: “yucky tanner get your magnum hard on away from me”
by Lookatmetantan October 7, 2023
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corn magnum

The act or product of collecting corn riddled shit, mounting it of a wooden stick, wrapping it in an ice cream/ popsicle wrapper, and placing it in the freezer in wait for an unsuspecting victim.
Barry had the munchies so bad last night he got halfway through the corn magnum before he realised something was wrong!
by Sudomite September 11, 2023
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The greatest and most powerful weapon in the multiverse, capable of wiping out an quintillions of ymas in seconds
Hey Brendan did you hear that billy, yeah that really cool one in year 9. So apparently he absolutely annihilated that yma girl with his patented Billy’s anti-yma extra ultra magnum quantum laser death ray pulveriser of awsomeness
by Shisosbegudhdhddh July 12, 2023
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Magnum slap

A Magnum slap is when your girl playing games with you so you slap dat hoe with a magnum (the condom) on your hand
"She was playing games so I to Magnum slap that hoe"
by Bloodstone02 February 22, 2018
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Magnum Dong

Quwacks cock
Quwack’s Magnum dong
by Quwack fan September 23, 2020
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