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Magician's Breakfast

Morning pussy so good even the most dusty of dude decide to stay.
I tried to sneak out this morning but she got that magician's breakfast.
by 209asian April 11, 2021
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Raunchy Magician

the raunchy magician as an inadvertent sex act where, when looking for an item (ahem) “inside” someone you find a second, unexpected item an ask “Is THIS your card?”
I pulled a Raunchy Magician last night, found a set of ben wa balls while looking for a dildo that slipped outta my hand
by Chancellor Rodriguez January 4, 2022
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A movement of people especially of teens who have had there fill of the world and are using black magic to defend themselves against the world and it's bullies.
by Judge dredd7 July 6, 2011
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a good magician

Noun. In refernce to a guy or a girl who can make a dick disappear.
Person 1:" natalie is such a slut"
Person 2:" yea shes a good magician"
by Tinmanhaspenis May 27, 2017
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Hobo Magician

Be weary of these creatures as they posses mind blowing half ass skills. Often referred to as Sam, Samuel or even Sam-Wells, these disgusting shoeless vagrants can cast spells of wonder and fuckery.

Found in the heart of hoboville, PA they squat in abandoned structures like churches or similar structures. These nasty piece of shit wizards never wear shoes and can be spotted by the sight of feet that could gag a maggot.

Stay far away from these diseased shitbags as they will accompanied by filthy cats and possums. The cats are whores who will fuck fo sho.
“Did you see that hobo magician driving that gross Expedition?”

“Yeah, that’s Sam-Wells his cat is a whore!!”
by Sam’s Shit Wagon June 13, 2023
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magician pocket

The act of putting a rabbit in your partners anus then pulling it out and yelling abra kabara
Andrew:Dude I feel Houdini I pulled a rabbit out of Tonya’s ass last night and we both yelled abra kadra .

Dominique : dude you gave her a magician pocket!!!!
by Dudehassardous993 June 21, 2024
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Dark Magician Software

code that is completely open sourced but is extremely complex and provides no documentation, making it incredibly hard for people to understand how it works and borderline impossible to improve or add further functionality to it
Engineer 1: "Hey, did you check that new pull request I put up?"
Engineer 2: "I didn't because I don't look at your repo. I can't understand half of that at a glance."
Engineer 1: "At a glance? You kids and your 'comments'... can't you just read the code?"
Enginner 2: "Yeah, like I'd spend two full nights reading your fucking dark magician software. I hope you get fired."
by shodanTLTWB November 17, 2025
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