Macrocock

The opposite of a micropenis.

"His dick was so big I couldn't even put it in my mouth. That motherfucker had a macrocock."

by Anna's Fault March 2, 2017

Marcos (Jesus)

The reincarnation of Jesus with long hair who is hella smart he fr a full on genuis who doesn't let you flirt with him who would never date someone with low intelligence

Marcos (Jesus)
: No you have a boyfriend

by aaagrimage November 20, 2019

Macrotiktokism

The belief of Tik Tok is and will be dominating over a huge part of the internet.

1. Macrotiktokism is not a conspiracy, though it is true that Tik tok is performing very well over the world.
2. I believe in macrotiktokism, Tik tok is lit and it will take over the internet.

by alpotionCX May 14, 2020

marcossunshine

Bestie
/best-ie/
noun
noun: bestie; plural noun: best bestie
A mutual of mine with funny content. And they are hot asf, I noticed that when I followed i got hotter by 8,73%. Even scientists proved that if you follow marcossunshine you will be happier and get better grades.

-aysheism on tt

Omg you look different today aysheism!

Yeah, that because im mutuals with marcossunshine.

by Aysheism March 17, 2021

Macroom

Macroom, is a town in Mid-West Cork, located 40 km west of Cork city and 48 km from Killarney.

The town is a friendly town which is going to become a commuter town for Cork city.

It has 3,243 people living in Macroom town.

Mom: Wanna go to Macroom son?

Son: No mom, Macroom is too far away and we live all the way in Youghal, in East Cork.

Mom: I guess you don't want to get ice cream there then...

Son: OH OK, PLEASE PLEASE CAN I GO?!

Mom: Ok.

by CrypticCurrency April 3, 2022

Macron

To be twice as ambiguous as Scholz on Ukraine and not get any credit it for it

While CEASARs sent by Macron blew up Dmitry Rogozin's ass and proved once more that heavy weapons are effective, Scholz is still reluctant to send Leopards to Ukraine.

by PoltavaNeverAgain January 19, 2023

Mag-marcos

Being a chronic absentee, liar, or coward.

Sissy! Tara mag-marcos tayo! Hindi naman raw ganun ka-importante yung lesson natin today.

by Sandok ni Mareng Imee April 10, 2022