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The fatass bitch friend of a hot girl you are trying to hook up with who wont go home alone, so she wont let her friend fuck you. Called a lumberjack because they cut down wood by both cockblocking and being fat and ugly.
I am so pissed that her lumberjack friend talked her into leaving that party. What did she have to do, go home and inhale a cake?
by Petey Flyy April 8, 2007
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Girl on top riding reverse cowgirl, while simultaneously being fisted in the butt by the guy in a lumberjack sawing-like motion. Plaid flannels optional.
My all-time favorite position is Reverse Lumberjack.
by Ellie C. March 26, 2007
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When a female intends to be penetrated repeatedly by a large number of men one right after another. Unfortunately she gets sore partially through and has to jack the rest of the guys off. Normally two at a time.
Monica got a few drinks in her last night and thought she could take on thirty guys. She was so sore after the first ten that she had to Minnesota Lumberjack the rest of them. It took her 6 hours. She'll never make that mistake again.
by JKWeb August 6, 2011
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Lumberjack'd

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Traditionally the term by which one would indicate that they just got their lumber stolen, this word now refers to the event when you leave Facebook open on your computer and someone else posts something (often self-degrading, or the word "Lumberjack'd" itself) on your wall.
Traditional usage: "You just got Lumberjack'd!" (In reference to one's building materials getting stolen.)

Current Use: "You just got Lumberjack'd!" (In reference to one's dignity being stolen.)
by The Wandering Mage March 5, 2011
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The act of being partially mentally and physically messed up, while still having friends and being likable.
'That kid is weird, how does he have friends'
'He's a lumberjack'
'Oh that explains it'
by Noet123 April 28, 2014
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lumberjack tattoo

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A wound sustained from cutting wood. Basically getting a scar from an axe or chainsaw.
"My axe slipped and now my leg has a sweet Lumberjack Tattoo"
by Rodrigo Diaz de Vivar May 8, 2014
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