jamaican lottery

When you find ALL of the weed.
Dude! I want to Dario's house last night and I totally won the Jamaican Lottery!
by poppymemedude February 13, 2017
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Lottery Fingers

The dust from a scratch-off lottery ticket that gets on your fingers (like Cheeto dust. Usually caused by not having a coin on hand, or being poor and spending your only money on a lottery ticket.
John: “What’s that all over your fingers, man?”
Mark: “Oh, I’ve got lottery fingers. I played a $5 earlier today.”
by MookTheCook June 18, 2018
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walking lottery ticket

A cop, or anyone who thinks they’re allowed to violate your rights doing something not allowed in their power. So you take them to court, easily win the case, and receive a large sum of money.
The cop that tried to arrest me without committing a crime is a walking lottery ticket. I’ll win in court rather easily.
by I know write five December 11, 2024
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Expired Lottery Ticket

Defines a woman aged over 40 who is well past her shag prime, but still eager to get laid (ideally by a younger and more financially successful male). This woman probably shagged most of Def Leppard, Poison,Motley Crue and Metallica back in the 1980s and could be old enough to be your Mum.

Back in the day, a top quality knocker but now her tits have sagged and her vagina is more open than the Schengen Area of the EU. Hence the term 'Expired Lottery Ticket' - you shouldn't want to cash her gash.
Donna is such an expired lottery ticket - she craves any young guy with a dick and a job despite being close on to 50!
by Adolf Trump-Farage September 19, 2018
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The Black Lottery

The NFL and/or the NBA draft.
The black lottery is about to go down. Once he’s drafted #1, my man is going to get paid.
by J Bomb April 27, 2019
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Pig lottery

When there’s a whole bunch of fat girls willing to let you put your cash in their slot. AKA... PUSSY.
Friend 1: “Yo that sorority club is a pig lottery!”
Friend 2: “Yeah, Sally let me put my coin in her slot!”
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Lottery

Yeah the numbers match but you didn't work for the money so I'm not going to pay you.
Hym "Can you imagine? You go to claim your lottery winnings and the guy says this. What kind of dishonest swindler thinks like this? I'll tell you who..."
by Hym Iam May 22, 2023
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