Lorenzo

Lorenzo is the greatest person you can met. He is the guy who fucks every single girl he wants to. Every girl loves him. If he loves your crush, you better give up because she already loves him. Lorenzos have the best clothing styles you've ever seen and they are very popular and loved by other people. Everybody would like to be a Lorenzo.

Omg I love Lorenzo, like everybody else.

by King2000 January 03, 2017

Lorenzo

A really nice, handsome, fit guy with a massive cock.

Girl on omegle: Are you Lorenzo?
Lorenzo: Yes
Girl on omegle: You're a fucking cracker

by florain February 07, 2022

Lorenzo

An italian motherfucker who drinks a shit ton of wine and talks with his hands all night and cannot cook pasta.

Oh no the wine is gone you pulled a lorenzo

by VacuumCleanersSuck555 December 07, 2021

Lorenzo

A squash UwU

Hey, is that Lorenzo?
Yeah, but he's literally a squash UwU

by Beeboatmelonz December 09, 2023

Lorenzo

When you casually stay in a suite at the Mandarin Oriental in a large and prominent city.

Bob: Where should we stay in London?
Mike: Let’s just pull a Lorenzo.

by cat_in_hat June 14, 2022

lorenzo

my bf fuck off nerd hes mine

lorenzo i love u

by kysmofo69 November 23, 2021

Lorenzo

Lorenzo is an asshole, but he can't help it and sometimes tries to help but says the dumbest shit

Guy 1: Yo can you help me out bro
Lorenzo: I would beat the shit out of the personification of life

by Dhehvrjdjsjwje August 03, 2021