Lizard dick

After sex when you go to take a pee and the stream splits in two.

Man: gotta go pee
Girl: ok

Man: Omg I missed the toilet bad case of lizard dick!

by Pistols September 19, 2016

linearism

A linear structure-of-truth (timestamp) in contrast to a cyclical structure-of-truth.

Instances include historical materialism, negative formalism, and post-structuralism.

Linearism creates a linear structure-of-truth from cyclical elements; leaving to Hinduism the conundrum of creating a cyclical structure-of-truth from linear elements.

by sandraxine September 15, 2018

lizard people from history

If you look through the names of prominent people in the past century, you will find them --- be afraid, citizens... be **very** afraid...

Right off the bat, I can think of three examples of lizard people from history with "reptilian" names --- Leo Szilard (sure sounds a lot like "lizard" to me!), Salamander Rushdie, and Newt Gingrich! Dat's all da proof I need dat dey **do** exist and are indeed ruling --- and ruining --- our lives!

by QuacksO October 29, 2018

Lieabetes

Someone that cannot for the life of them, tell the truth. Everything that comes out if their mouth is a lie

"Matt told me that Ryan hooked up with Amanda, and hoe-wrecker, and then he told me that Ryan was planning on seeing hoe-wrecker again tonight. He makes shit up too much. He needs a shot of truthsulin for his lieabetes

by crzygirl1980 May 14, 2019

Lineart

Lineart is when you use a pen traditionally/digitay to make your art pop out, and you can use any color to do it.

Ive finished sketching, time to do my lineart now

by Donnyvibin June 13, 2020

Lizard

A magical creature typically found in a desert, in trees, or on the ground. They typically perform magic when they aren't around civilization and prefer to perform their skills in a hidden dark area like a small cave. They do not like when people interfere by lifting a roof or moving their habitat in which they perform their magic, but instead they completely stop magic in a split second and make themselves look like a basic lizard to the human eye.

I moved this rock off of a few other ones and I saw a lizard run out!

by Killercoke2 October 10, 2020

Lizard Feet

When you’ve had a healthy load pumped on your feet and they stick to the floor.

Elizabeth why are your feet sticking to the floor? Oh that’s just a fresh baby butter giving me those good old lizard feet.

by Pussy burp October 19, 2020