The greatest fucking couple there ever was to be...they may fight often but really its because they love each other so much and their egos get in the way sometimes but at the end of the day, Doug's funny and Lex isn't really a bitch so their issues get flushed down the toilet.
Doug and Lex
***toilet flushing sound***
Lex: "oh look our problems look like turds"
Doug:" there they go, down the shitter"
Lex: "byeeeee poops"
Doug: "let's go get some food"
Lex:" how about some chinese"
Doug:"how bout it"
***toilet flushing sound***
Lex: "oh look our problems look like turds"
Doug:" there they go, down the shitter"
Lex: "byeeeee poops"
Doug: "let's go get some food"
Lex:" how about some chinese"
Doug:"how bout it"
by Shnuglex March 23, 2022
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Izzy: I love you
Lex: your are the most amazing person in the world and I love you more than anything
Izzy *practically dying of butterflies* awww🥰🥰🥰
Lex: your are the most amazing person in the world and I love you more than anything
Izzy *practically dying of butterflies* awww🥰🥰🥰
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