Mississippi Leaner

When a male is masterbating while laying down, as he finishes, he leans side-ways and ejaculates on the floor instead of on himself or what he is laying on.

"I Always Mississippi lean when I finish jacking-off." or "I just pulled a Mississippi Leaner on that carpet over there."

by STEW POT November 7, 2006

Brock Lesner

Brock Lesner is the greatest ever wrestler to ever wrestle in wwe but then he quit to go do nfl. But now he's on his way back to dominate all over again.

Tazz: Wot the hell is brock lesner attempting on the big show.
Cole: Oh gosh a superplex
Tazz: The ring has given way that was amazing u got to respect brock for that.
Cole: it was pretty amazing

by Wilson 1-8-7 in it August 2, 2005

leaner

a person who walks into a fast food joint and orders take away instead of going through drive-thru.

Person 1: orders "i'll have a double cheese burger with large fries."
Cashier: "is that eat in or take out?"
person 1: "ummm take out"
Person 2: "LOL what a leaner"

by Black Magick April 26, 2007

Lennart Langkilde

hi my name is lennart i like to hit my kids when they do something good. i have no self controll i fucking love having sex with my 2 cats.. when they lick my balls it feels like sand paper :).I sit in my room in the dark on my computer and live off American Cheese and packages of hotdogs. I'm fat and have no hair, i wear tight leather biker outfits, and go to gay bars.

hey i went to the gay bar and fucked a packet of american cheese

by shane reeve February 4, 2005

Max Lerner

likes cock, mostly...sometimes is found by his roomate, me, playing with a large purple jelly penis.

Elton John, your mom (yes, he swallows), that guy from dawsons creek, boss 2, and most of 3, Hammerschlag. Other people who support the gay rights movement

by Tai Chee October 7, 2003

leaner

A guy who drops by an attractive girl's office desk in an attempt to hit on her. This guy will more than likely lean on the desk in an attempt to look cool and comfortable. In reality it looks pathetic.

Check out the leaner by Leanne's desk, does he really think he has a shot?

That guy is such a leaner.

Don't be such a leaner bro!

Quit leaning on that chick, you are ruining my chances.

Since you are new here, I'll let you in on a little secret, that guy over there is a leaner.

by jenkhouse411 November 3, 2011

Lennard

An expression of (long) distance or time

"Aww man, I'm not walking there, it's such a lennard"

or

"I can't wait til Christmas but it's a proper lennard away"

by Cabbage Patch McFlange-alot October 21, 2007