"how's that nut leech scott?"
"eh, ok i guess, i keep turning her down, but i swear she wants my nuts."
"eh, ok i guess, i keep turning her down, but i swear she wants my nuts."
by Phoenix2222 April 3, 2009
Get the Nut Leechmug. A male friend who uses you to meet women and becomes their friend on Facebook. They accomplish this by hanging out with you in casual settings (ie. bar/festival/party). When you bump into or meet up with female friends he will latch on to her/them by using Facebook. He's very unsuspecting and he does it in secret while you are in the bathroom or distracted in another conversation with someone else. He will approach her innocently and say something like "Hey, are you guys friends on Facebook? Can I be your friend too?"
He will do this with your current girlfriend, ex-girlfriends, or long time female friends.
Ways to figure if your friend is Face Leech:
1. Hang out with him at a bar till you accidentally bump in to a female friend. Next morning, check to see if they are friends on Facebook. If they are friends and you seemed to have missed the conversation about them being friends on Facebook... Your friend is probably a Face Leech.
2. Look in your mutual friends with him. If its all girls and just another guy or two... He's most likely a Face Leech.
He will do this with your current girlfriend, ex-girlfriends, or long time female friends.
Ways to figure if your friend is Face Leech:
1. Hang out with him at a bar till you accidentally bump in to a female friend. Next morning, check to see if they are friends on Facebook. If they are friends and you seemed to have missed the conversation about them being friends on Facebook... Your friend is probably a Face Leech.
2. Look in your mutual friends with him. If its all girls and just another guy or two... He's most likely a Face Leech.
Dude, Bob and I were hangin at the bar and accidentally bumped in to my ex-girlfriend Kristin... and now their Facebook friends!?!?!?!? I hope that Face Leech isn't' trying to go for sloppy seconds!
by PASSO3058 July 25, 2010
Get the Face Leechmug. (noun) - An online gamer who jumps from lobby to lobby of gamers they don't know, but have previous gamed with online, in order to quickly join a gaming lobby and obtain a more solid Internet connection by making the unknown lobby leader the "host".
by The King Nick November 16, 2010
Get the Lobby Leechmug. by doodling June 30, 2011
Get the Societal leechmug. Person who continues to brown nose/kiss ass even above the extreme to where everyone sees it. Usually a work situation or a guy kissing the never to give it up girl.
by Taterhead December 12, 2008
Get the butt leechmug. a "friend" who systematically goes through your facebook friend list and sends friend requests to every girl on there using you as a mutual friend: even the girls you may have had one awkward date with twenty years ago that the leach has never met or heard about.
dude, why are all my old girlfriends now listed on HIS facebook page? he's never met them and they live ten states away... that dude is a facebook leech.
by austinmodhouse January 2, 2009
Get the facebook leechmug. A leech-joke;
When a person attempts to ride the coattails of a joke that someone else has just made. The leech joke will, in one-hundred percent of cases, involve the same basic premise as the original joke, though the leech may slightly alter words to attempt to inject some degree of originality into proceedings.
The leech-joke will commonly receive:
a) a few charity cough-laughs
b) a look of confused disdain from everyone within earshot.
c) a violent reprisal
When a person attempts to ride the coattails of a joke that someone else has just made. The leech joke will, in one-hundred percent of cases, involve the same basic premise as the original joke, though the leech may slightly alter words to attempt to inject some degree of originality into proceedings.
The leech-joke will commonly receive:
a) a few charity cough-laughs
b) a look of confused disdain from everyone within earshot.
c) a violent reprisal
A Social Example of a Leech-Joke in Practice:
(To group at table)
Ted: ... so essentially what she's saying is that she did not notice a vas deferens between either..
(raucous laughter)
(at same table, seconds later)
Derek: (loudly) Yes, because they both had penises, but neither was very different, at all!
(Cue coughing and shoe-gazing around the table as fellow diners try desperately to avoid eye-contact with Derek.)
(To group at table)
Ted: ... so essentially what she's saying is that she did not notice a vas deferens between either..
(raucous laughter)
(at same table, seconds later)
Derek: (loudly) Yes, because they both had penises, but neither was very different, at all!
(Cue coughing and shoe-gazing around the table as fellow diners try desperately to avoid eye-contact with Derek.)
by NutsNGum September 13, 2011
Get the Leech-Jokemug.