Dry on the leaves

High/baked

Bro i’m so dry on the leaves

by luaishot April 25, 2022

Leaving Time

An exclamation of the need to leave swiftly upon something having gone tits up or someone having done something 'Illegal'

"I just lit that bush/car/firestation on fire"
"LEAVING TIME!!"

by LeavingTimeCrew September 5, 2013

Leave It To Beaver

A TV Show that defined the word "gay."

Beaver:Gee Wally, are you sure I should put your **** in my ***?
Wally: (Laughs) Leave it to Beaver!

by KillaCleava June 3, 2010

a leave behind

An item or items left behind at a lover or love interests home ensuring at least one more return visit if just to get your item(s) back.

(Phone conversation)
Bob: I left my jacket at your house last night, can I come pick it up?
Sara: Yeah, I'll leave it out on the porch so in case I'm not home you can grab it.
Bob: Well, I could just wait
Sara: Nah, I have plans with friends this week so I don't know when I'll be home
Sara to friend: That damn Bob got me with a leave behind, now he wants to come pick it up, I just never want to see his sorry a$$ again!!!

by JHoward Shizzle November 26, 2007

leave you

Kill you, end you, destroy

If you keep playing with me I'm going to leave you.

by Brittanyminaj June 14, 2017

leave a log

When you poop. Usually somewhere inappropriate.

I think I'll leave a log in the water while no one is looking.

by fruitytooty May 4, 2006

Leave it to fatass.

An expression uttered when an obese friend is responsible for something being fucked up.

Ken - "So can I help you rake your lawn today?"
Pete - "No, that fatfuck broke the rake taking leaves out of my truck."
Ken - "*Sigh,* Leave it to fatass."

by BananaChem November 5, 2010