mullet lawn

A lawn which is well cared for on the front side of the house, but in disarray on the back, much like a mullet - "business in the front, party in the back".

The Hendersons have such a mullet lawn. It's just like their marriage - they're always putting on their best face for the neighborhood, but deep down, they have issues...

by ekolis August 1, 2014

lawn inspector

The guy out on your lawn picking mushrooms

neighbor: GET OFF MY LAWN!
mushroon man: I'm the lawn inspector

by Agent Banks April 17, 2008

Snakes in the lawn

When there is a snitch/tattletale in the area and you have to make your friends aware.

Be careful around that park, there are snakes in the lawn...

by etes October 18, 2017

lawn spam

Advertising, sales flyers, pizza menus tossed on your lawn or front yard.

I have to pick up the lawn spam before the gardeners get here.

by Front door lady October 18, 2017

lawn brownie

Dog Shit-

Why the hell is Stella baking lawn brownies in the living room?

by Franklin Fudgypants May 12, 2016

Lawn darting

Casual term for sex in someone's lawn between a man and a woman. Mans penis (lawn dart) in a vag.

I'm lawn darting that pussy all night long

by Lawn darter January 3, 2014

lawn clippings

Its when pot leaves or tobacco is mixed in with the weed as a filler

Guy 1: Nigga the fuck is this lawn clippings?
Guy 2: yea the welfare check aint come in yet

by Want some gas? May 19, 2022