koons age

something my grandma said

i ain't had a pizza in a koons age.

by bboypoprocks July 22, 2007

koontash

Very high quality pussy. A beautiful, sexy woman who's had very few sexual partners but is without a doubt amazing in bed. Quite likely has a snapback vagina that is very well maintained and clean. Koontash is very difficult to get in bed but is always worth the effort. The opposite of koontash is poontang.

"That foxy lady over there, now that's what I call koontash!"

"I'm tired of poontang, I need me some quality koontash."

"That girl had that koontash pussy."

by Big Daddy636 November 1, 2013

dean koontz

another name for yr poonanny, your vag, yr cunt ...

alternately

to be used in place of calling someone a cunt.

i kicked him in the balls, so he kicked me in my dean koontz
OR
my mom is quite a dean koontz

by zeev March 16, 2008

koonface

One whose face looks like their koon. To understand this word one must define koon. koon is translated by the urban dictionary as ass in persian.

Why does your face look like your koon! Koonface

Why are you such a koonface.

by P KUSH February 17, 2010

Koonery

Dumb shit Bullshit

That nigga on sum koonery yo

by keiidhdd October 11, 2018

kooness

koolest ever

the Iris is the kooness flower this side of the River Jordan

by momo June 29, 2004

Koonk

Meaning 1: When someone gets their ass beat or gets hit

Meaning 2: When someone is finesse or gets their stuff stolen

Meaning 3: An Adlib, anyone can use in any context

*Wyatt Punches Todd in the face*

Kendrick - Damn that nigga Todd just got koonked!

by Gcf.fineeebitch😘 May 26, 2018