a sketchy naval city disconnected from the rest of Russia. Formerly Konigsburg, Prussia, it became a shithole during the Soviet times and is home to the ugliest building in Europe (the House of the Soviets)
It's that random piece of Russia between Poland and Lithuania
It's that random piece of Russia between Poland and Lithuania
Don't go to Kaliningrad, it's ugly as fuck.
by BalticSpazz September 8, 2010
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First, defecating on partner's forehead. Then, sitting on the feces with ass-crack centered. Upon removing ass-crack, feces will form the "Klingon-esque" forehead ridge.
First, defecating on partner's forehead. Then, sitting on the feces with ass-crack centered. Upon removing ass-crack, feces will form the "Klingon-esque" forehead ridge.
That's the last time I ever get drunk with John. I passed out by the toilet, and he tried to give me a Steaming Klingon.
by The Sea Bass October 29, 2006
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by bigpappa88 February 3, 2010
Get the Kalinn mug.He's the kinda guy that will fall for you regardless of social standing, wealth, physical appearance and age. Kalindu is often considered a pedophile. But he's definitely a good guy.
"Dude you're such a Kalindu"
"In what regard?"
"You know, you're an upstanding guy who doesn't conform to stereotypical social norms."
"Oh thank God, I thought you were calling me a pedophile."
"In what regard?"
"You know, you're an upstanding guy who doesn't conform to stereotypical social norms."
"Oh thank God, I thought you were calling me a pedophile."
by Big boy me me August 30, 2019
Get the Kalindu mug.1. Klinefelter's Syndrome: Having two X chromosomes and a Y chromosome (XXY), leading to physical defects such as being exessively tall, overweight, having enlarged male breasts, and small (2cm) testicles.
2. An extremely offensive/hilarious way of pointing out that you find a female to be unnatractive by fault of her overall brute masculinity.
2. An extremely offensive/hilarious way of pointing out that you find a female to be unnatractive by fault of her overall brute masculinity.
guy 1: why is that chick wearing football gear?
guy 2: ugh, those are her shoulders. she's definitely got the klinefelters.
guy 1: i think i'm going to be sick.
guy 2: ugh, those are her shoulders. she's definitely got the klinefelters.
guy 1: i think i'm going to be sick.
by truffer hoffer December 18, 2005
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I hung out with this guy from work one time, now he is blowing up my phone and being a major klingon.
by Vanity Valentine July 6, 2011
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