Tam Kite

Rhyming slang term for a shite.

"aww man am burstin fur a tam kite."

by Jesus is Your uncle September 1, 2005

good night jim kite

If someone dies or gets injured in a funny way the the expression you'd use is "good night jim kite"

*watches funny YouTube competition of dumb people*
*someone gets injured*
"Lol good night jim kite"

by Crazy_Mikey August 28, 2017

Kited

To become, or the process of becoming, extremely high or inebriated.

I am so kited right now.

Lets go get kited tonight.

Real world slang example: Damn, I'm kited as fuck bro.

by I.Make.Words July 14, 2011

kitted out

Whats done to one's car to make it fly

Man, my Bentley's on dubs and I got the bubble eye kit;man its kitted out.

by Matt P March 18, 2003

hagumi kitazawa

adorable genderbent ed sheeran. she is the bassist for the hit band hello happy world and is voiced by Yuri Yoshida :DD

Girl 1: look its hagumi kitazawa!
Boy 1: wtf its genderbent ed Sheeran...

by catgirlraquelle June 10, 2021

Blow out your kite

Fill your stomach!

Blow out your kite on fried chicken and taters.

by UncleDon October 18, 2010

Kite Runner

1)noun. The book Kite Runner, by Khaled Hosseini about a Afghan man named Amir who returns to his motherland to rectify a mistake.


2)verb. Means to rape someone/something, specifically anal rape. Refers to the book Kite Runner, in which a 12-year-old boy anal rapes a 10-year-old boy. Personified by quick, rhythmic, grunts.

" Assef knelt behind Hassan, put his hands on Hassan's hips and lifted his bare buttocks. He keptone hand on Hassan's back and undid his own belt buckle with his free hand. He unzipped his jeans. Dropped his underwear. He positioned himself behind Hassan...From just around the corner, I could hear Assef's quick, rhythmic grunts."

1)"Kite Runner is a book about a man named Amir who attempts to correct his wrongs."

2)"Dude, I got Kite Runnered by that insane Enlgish test."
"Did you hear? Joey got Kite Runnered!"

by Nicholas Lai September 12, 2005