peach keeper

An alternate word for pimp where the peaches are actually a prostitute's butt or vagina

I asked our local peach keeper for a discount on one of his girls, but he told me no! I wish I was a peach keeper.

by PeachKeeper November 13, 2016

Cock Keeper

Description of someone mouth.

keep you cock keeper shut. You talk to much

by Kick Rocks MF December 11, 2018

POOPY CUBE KEEPER

The occupant of the office closest to the bathroom, where people needing to take a crap have to wait until the occupant vacates the office, to avoid the embarassment of bathroom noises being overheard.

I shouldn't of eaten those chili-cheese fries last night, Kourtney, the Poopy Cube Keeper, never left his office, so I had to crap my pants. Curses, Pooply Cube Keeper, Curses!

by ghettobootybuttslut September 23, 2009

jobs a kipper

a job well done, to be pleased with a job you've just done. Dierived from "jobs a good'un", into "jobs a gudgeon" (which is a type of fish), into "jobs a fish" and finally into "jobs a kipper" (being a particurly smelly fish).

John; "you finished changing that wheel yet?"
Mike; "oh yes, 'jobs a kipper' "

by beetlebodger October 19, 2009

Kipper

The nickname for Miikka Kiprusoff;
The best god damn hockey goalie ever

Kipper saved 46 shot for a shutout tonight

by JayL January 14, 2006

kipper flaps

Big, Stinky, Oily, Sweaty, Fishy Pussy Flaps. Usually found on hobos and other unhygenic women with nips the size of tokyo!

"Get ya Kipper Flaps out for da lads!"

by Clarice big nip March 5, 2008

Kipper Kite

RAF Slang
Coastal Command Aircraft which convoyed
fishing fleets in the North and Irish Seas.

"He's out on a kipper kite run today"

by Gari August 26, 2005