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keister

Hey keister hows it going
by CINNAMON JESUS October 16, 2023
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keeter center

A beautiful restaurant and lodge on the wonderful campus of College of the Ozarks, staffed by unpaid students of the college who pretend to know what they are doing.
Oh no, you work at the Keeter Center? How was your trip up cardiac hill?
by BaconBot11 February 9, 2024
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Keistermaxxing

Keistermaxxing is the art of increasing the volumetric capacity of your rectum by progressively keistering objects with larger and larger volumes.
Person 1: Yo bro, I heard you set a new keister pr yesterday. 1.4 gallons, not bad.

Person 2: Yeah, I have only been keistermaxxing for 2 months.
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Kenster

A racial term to describe black ppl
Look at those dirty kensters!
by Spindlyzero December 28, 2024
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Keyster bunny

One who puts a bag on over their face and shoots meth into their anus. Especially if it’s on Easter. And goes around stealing everything in sight.
Fuck, someone stole my wal-mart sack. Prolly gonna put it over their face. I hate the keyster bunny.
by Slushdogg February 2, 2025
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Keister Sunday

Keister Sunday is recognized as a annual American holiday on Easter Sunday. This holiday celebrates the practice of hiding as many boiled eggs as possible in ones anus.
I'm super excited about Keister Sunday this year! I've been practicing and look forward to destroying my uncles previous record of 12 eggs!
by Mophew April 14, 2025
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Kaley Koester

The most beautiful,caring,sweet,motivated, and considerate girl in the world
That is Kaley Koester
by anonymous January 12, 2021
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