The Ole’ Kansas City Napkin

When you take your wife beater off and turn it into a napkin before you’re about to eat ass like it’s some of Kansas City’s finest BBQ.

Bob was visiting the local watering hole where he picked up a gal to take home, he made sure to pull out the ole’ Kansas City napkin before foreplay.

by Themesiah February 21, 2024

Kansas City Creamer

The act of masterbating into a COVID mask and putting in on a bearded man's face, thus letting the discharge ooze into the man's facial hair.

I just gave Travis Kelce the old 'Kansas City Creamer'

by MorgBorg February 11, 2024

Kansas City Shuffle

When casinos use electroencephalographs and trans cranial magnetic stimulation to influence card games or when someone defines a word and ruins poker for everyone.

Man: “ Damn, did he just pull a San Francisco sidestep and bankrupt a bunch of casinos?”
Other Man: “ Nah, That was a straight up Kansas City Shuffle.”

by Crucially Dreaming April 16, 2023

Kansas City Slider

When a man cums in your mouth at the wrong angle, and it shoots out of your nose.

I came so hard I gave her a Kansas City Slider

by anonymous June 3, 2024

kansas city dab

Alternate term for a faceplant, specifically on a bicycle.

I was riding my bike off a bridge and then BOOM, Kansas City dab.

by NobelSquirrel June 30, 2017

kansas city milkshake

You nut in someone’s ass, squirt chocolate syrup in then smack them on the ass to shake it up and drink it from a straw.

“Dude, had to totally clean my carpet from that Kansas City Milkshake my tender date Rich gave me last night. Cost me $300”

by Ataenzl July 14, 2022

Kansas City Hand-off

A Kansas City Hand-off is the sexual act where a man bends over while putting his open hand back between his legs (becoming the "Center"). A second man (the "Quarterback") squats behind him and pleasures himself until he ejaculates into the open hand.

Variations of this act exists where a third man straddles the back of the "Center" while the "Quarterback" pleasures them both into the "Center's" hand. The "Center" may also turn around and slap the "Quarterback" in face with the handful of cum, thus concluding the hand-off.

The gay orgy was great! I watched Fred give Frank a Kansas City Hand-off, he slapped him real good!

by BustyBoy October 9, 2025