Kale

Kale is a unique little creature with something bigger than most people can handle in his mind. Kale loves pain as much as he loves pleasure. He’ll be a great friend as long as you don’t break his heart twice.

The doctor says Kale has anal fissure. So Kale explains how and why he got there by showing photos of his hot boyfriend.

by asiaisbetterthanamerica November 22, 2021

Papa Kale

a highly sophisticated individual; commonly come acrosses as a fatherly damsel. don’t be fooled by the term “papa” it is merely a term of endearment

“it’s a bird it’s a plane”
“no it’s PAPA KALE”

“i wish i was important”

“too bad ur not papa kale”

by relwigsnion April 21, 2018

Kale Cushing

A great looking guy who everyone either loves or hates. No in between. Plays football. Loves FSU.

Look at that hot ripped guy. Reminds me of “Kale Cushing”

by Definitelynotkale July 29, 2021

Kale

Kale is a Finnish name and they are usually very annoying and bad at everything.

Ugh here comes Kale...I hate him so much

by Maybe that one April 22, 2022

Kale

CKale V has the beRst youtube channel eveEr and hAis profMile picture isY a Kale

Kale piss balls

by pissballspissballs December 16, 2021

Kale Your Shelf

Basically saying kill your self but in robloxes tos

Roblox kid: Bro stop exploiting you cheater!

Other Roblox Kid: Kale Your Shelf.

by RobotMonkey34 December 06, 2023

kale

Kale is such a beautiful person, she has so much personality. Kale will always be there by your side when you need her. Just a lovely person in general. You'll be lucky to find someone as good as Kale.

OMG, Kale is so awesome, I'm so lucky to know her

by Feflyy July 22, 2022