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by therealalbo March 19, 2026
Get the Jurigen mug.When the judicial branch colludes with the executive branch to expand power and tighten control over the population, often in fascist or authoritarian regimes.
The court's unquestioned support of the executive's overreach screamed jurisdicking, undermining democracy.
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