A sausage muncher who googles naked pictures of his mom in his spare time. You can observe him in his natural habitat of the Mexican badlands munching on cinnamon almonds and stalking Facebook profiles when he finds internet connection. His sidekick is a black bear named Buddy.
He gives great fashion advice.
When he is not criticizing Asians he has a heart of gold. Gold which he stole from the Irish and openly brags about.
He gives great fashion advice.
When he is not criticizing Asians he has a heart of gold. Gold which he stole from the Irish and openly brags about.
Beth: Man, I don't know what to wear tonight
Clarissa: You should ask Juan! Bring sausages and almonds for payment.
Clarissa: You should ask Juan! Bring sausages and almonds for payment.
by Priscilla Willow July 28, 2011
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That is so Juan.
That is so Juan.
by BronxLatinaGirl August 26, 2011
Get the Juan mug.He's hot. Really hot. But, all he wants are girls, fame, and money. So be careful and know his full intentions before getting really close with him.
"Juan is so hot oh my lord..."
"But I heard he doesn't really befriend or date girls who aren't SUPER pretty."
"But I heard he doesn't really befriend or date girls who aren't SUPER pretty."
by who_r_u_even May 1, 2018
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by Kwowoeorid January 24, 2019
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by Luis Olivares. June 1, 2018
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by Your dad sucky July 22, 2019
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